"We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
I chuckled at that joke before you posted it.
Doug
"We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
I chuckled at that joke before you posted it.
Doug
Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely ruined our 10th anniversary.
Three men walk into a bar.
The first man says to the other two," Man I am worn out. I went shopping today to get my wife her Valentine's Day present and I ended up getting her 2 gifts, a diamond necklace and a diamond bracelet that way if she doesn't like the necklace, she will at least like the bracelet."
The second man says," I did the same thing but I got my wife a fur coat and a ruby necklace, that way if she didn't like the coat she would like the necklace."
The third man says," That's crazy. I got my wife 2 gifts as well, a t-shirt and a vibrator, that way if she didn't like the t-shirt she could go f*** herself."