INGO: Joke of the day page

[Tradesylver]

From a weather blog I belong to.
Although a bit corny, today’s quip is weather related. From the ’Net: “Where do bad rainbows go? To Prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.” Rufus

 

[JCSR]

Traveler: What's the fastest way to get to Chicago?

Old man at gas station: You walking or driving?

Traveler: Driving of course!

Old man at gas station: Well that's the fastest way..... walking would take much longer.

 

[JCSR]

Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.

Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.

“So what did you think?” he asks.

“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is better.”

Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.

“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”

The second guy replies, “You were right.”

 

[Ballstater98]

What did the bed say when the blanket fell off?

Oh sheet!

 

[JCSR]

 

[actaeon277]

Not a joke, so much as an observation I made today.


The only switch in a car used less than the light switch (with the auto on feature), is the turn signal switch on a car with Illinois license plates.

 

[Mongo59]

Not a joke, so much as an observation I made today.


The only switch in a car used less than the light switch (with the auto on feature), is the turn signal switch on a car with Illinois license plates.

Whenever you feel like your life has no value, always remember that some ones sole responsibility is to put the turn signal on a BMW...

 

[Hardscrable]

 

[ZurokSlayer7X9]

Not a joke, so much as an observation I made today.


The only switch in a car used less than the light switch (with the auto on feature), is the turn signal switch on a car with Illinois license plates.

FIP's

 

[Hoosierdood]

Not a joke, so much as an observation I made today.


The only switch in a car used less than the light switch (with the auto on feature), is the turn signal switch on a car with Illinois license plates.

Also the cruise control button. I drive a lot and had so many times where a car constantly plays leap frog with me and 90% of them have Illinois tags.

 

[SheepDog4Life]

I think we all know a "Joe", lol!