So, no one walks into a bar...
1 and countingProbably the shortest quality post this group has seen in a while.
What is the difference between Kobe Bryant's helicopter and covid-19?
covid-19 is still airborne...
too early?
My wife says "Yes, it is still too early!" I know because I asked her when I stopped laughing.
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority recently found over 200 dead crows in the areas surrounding Boston, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Influenza, aka Bird Flu.
A bird Pathologist examined the remains of the deceased crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem definitely was not Avian Influenza. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paint appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause:
When crows eat roadkill, they always have a lookout crow nearby to warn of impending danger. He further noted that while all the lookout crows were able to shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck".