Not really.
It looks like we found the 1 out of 10 that don't enjoy it
Not really.
Vegas oddsmakers are showing the Indianapolis Colts -14 against the bye this weekend.
It looks like we found the 1 out of 10 that don't enjoy it
Rape is never funny my friend.
It's nice to know they think we'll win. Did you mean +14?
The "bye" is the smart money.Vegas oddsmakers are showing the Indianapolis Colts +14 against the bye this weekend.
A man is sent to prison for the first time. At night, the lights in the cell block are turned off, and his cellmate goes over to the bars and yells, "Number twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "Number four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing.
The new guy asks his cellmate what's going on. "Well," says the older prisoner, "we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know the same jokes. So we just yell out the number instead of saying the whole joke."
So the new guy walks up to the bars and yells, "Number six!" There was dead silence in the cell block. He asks the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"
"Well," said the older man, "some people can tell 'em, and some people can't."
Another funny but true... Maybe sad but true, though this time not from work...
Was in a local pawn shop about 2 weeks ago just checking out what they had in the gun section when a darker-skinned man (not trying to infer anything, I have no clue as to nationality, possibly Hispanic, Caribbean, part African, not sure...) walks in, dressed in what I can only call "Urban Flamboyant"... You know, somewhere in that scary No-Man's Land between gangsta and Richard Simmons... And had a voice to almost match Richard Simmons, despite being 3 times as big...
He proceeded to ask the clerk back there if they "sold clips fo a Fotay-Fi..."
I had to walk away, the clerk almost didn't make it. He managed to control himself long enough to tell the guy he'd go get the person who normally works back there because they'd have a better idea if they had the right ones...
WOW!