HEY!!!!!................I'm of Scottish heritage and find that joke extremely accurate.
I mean. It’s a good joke."All women are Bi. You just have to figure out if its sexual or polar."
(that one got a WaPo columnist suspended for a month LOL)
He got his revenge. one of the perpetually offended snowflake coworkers complaining about him got fired for being an insufferable c***. I guess even after he got suspended, she just couldnt let it go. I guess she thought he should be fired?I mean. It’s a good joke.
Prison and military - both offer free housing, free healthcare, free meals, and you can get in the best shape of your life. One offers free guns and ammo as well as world travels, the other offers the sex although few want it. Seems to me government has something for everyone!Asked a buddy how his son was doing.
He said the guy gets to work out at least 4 times a week, reads a book or two every week, and gets laid at least three times a week. Yet all he ever does is complain about being in prison.