I was traveling yesterday for work. Stopped in a coffee shop in Columbus, OH (home of Ohio State - pretty liberal town).
As I'm waiting to get served, I see a young white gal (19-20?) softly crying behind the counter by the drive through area. A young guy finally comes over to take my order. He's also 20'ish - white, tall, thin, a very stylized beard (looked like it had a bunch of gel in it) with a huge man bun. I ask what kind of regular coffee they had already brewed and man bun boy turns away and starts crying too.
WTF?
He goes over to the young gal crying and they softly hug each other while ignoring the customers at the counter (me and a line forming behind me) and the cars waiting at the drive though window.
A nice middle aged woman comes over. I find out later she immigrated 15 years ago from Pakistan and is wearing a scarf around her head. She apologizes to me and the people behind me and asks how she can help me. I get my coffee and she throws in a muffin for free. As she's getting everything I ask, "what happened? Is everyone ok?" She kind of motions me to come close and she softly said, "I can't stand these young kids. About half of them go home every day since the election because they're always crying and won't stop. The other manager and I have had to work non-stop because we can't get anyone to stay a full shift. The girl is a Sophomore and was mad a few weeks ago because she got her Mom's 2 year old BMW, but wanted a convertible. The boy (man bun) only takes one class right now and just got a new Jeep from his Dad."
I gave her a smile and just shook my head. When I was turning away she said, "I think they'd be real mad if they knew I voted for Trump too."
9.2/10.
This is a parody post..........isn't it?