European News Note
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ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!
How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Light is necessary to enjoy the happiness to which every American is entitled and it is the responsibility of the Federal government to see to it that all citizens have working light bulbs.
How many Conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If candles and whale oil lamps were good enough for the founders of this great Republic, they ought to be good enough for us.
How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
It's your light bulb, change it yourself, or hire a free market entrepreneur to do so for you. Also, why don't we get to choose what light bulbs we want to buy? Get the government out of our light bulb choices and let the free market decide which light bulb is best for each individual socket.
(Gotta keep all the parties in there, I just couldn't come up with a funny way for libertarians and light bulbs to go together).