I saw that earlier. I shook my head. But, if it works...
First laugh of a crappy day so I threw a "like" on it.I saw that earlier. I shook my head. But, if it works...
A couple were welcoming their first child into the world. As soon as the boy was born he let out an angry cry looked up at the doc and to the astonishment of everyone, plainly asked the doc, "Are you my daddy?"
In shock, the doc mutters, "Uuuuhh...no, no uuuuhhh...Im not."
So the little dude looks at the nurse and again plainly asks, "Are you my daddy?"
She also in flabbergasted amazement barely audibly managed "Uuuuuhh....no."
So the little guy fixed his gaze on the previously beaming father who's now standing there with mouth agape. The baby asks angrily, "Are you my daddy?"
Shocked and confused the new father answers, "Yes son, I am your daddy."
With that the little guy reaches up with a tiny clenched fist, rapped on the top of his dad's head with those little knuckles, and angrily asked, "How do you think this feels?"
I mean, that’s how I do it.
And free drinks !Anything in the air that long should have a stewardess
You're not doing it right. It should take an average person 15 minutes to read the joke before you get to the punchline.
NOYou're not doing it right. It should take an average person 15 minutes to read the joke before you get to the punchline.