Danger of saying outrageous things in forums? really?

[gungirl65]

Don't know what you found, but it's important to note that all men are pigs to a certain extent. Just saying.

Unfortunately I am finding that to be true. I've been out of the dating scene for over 20 years and unfortunately as I am reentering the waters I am attracting the creeps like flies. I'm little & cute and i want to believe in the goodness in others, so I am essentially wolf bait.

I'm too nice and naive. I will talk and be friendly to anyone who talks and is friendly to me. Add in the fact I work crappy hours so I have no time to meet people, so my selection is very limited. Like fishing in a cesspool.

I'm not completely jaded so I still believe that my prince charming is out there somewhere. Anyone got a Magic 8 ball I can use for a few? I have some questions. Better yet can someone find my prince and loan him your GPS? We all know a man won't ask for directions. I am sure he is lost somewhere.

 

[gungirl65]

lol, women have a way with technology that they don't even understand, my ex once thought I was cheating on her and literally searched every inch of the files on the hard drive until she could piece together a message between me and an old female friend of mine on yahoo messenger, all without my password, took her hours, but I believe a pissed off inexperienced woman with the right motivation can dig up dirt even the most seasoned detectives can't find or figure out.....kinda scary really......

if she has a little bit of brains & tech savvy, watch out. Throw in some emotions & you better run for the hills.

I honestly wasn't even looking, I had no suspicions. I trust most people until they give me reason not to. I was just covering my own as* since I had accessed my own financial info on the pc. But once I saw the first questionable word when I checked if the deletion of my history worked I was mesmerized like a rubbernecker passing a car wreck.

I don't have the time or energy for drama so unless someone gives me a reason I don't go looking for trouble. I just seem to find it.

 

[actaeon277]

If he was seeing someone...... off with his head.

If it was porn........ some very high percentage of men might look at that.

 

[gungirl65]

If he was seeing someone...... off with his head.

If it was porn........ some very high percentage of men might look at that.

So....... do you have some confessions to make??????? Can I remote into your browser. I'm sure i have a new bottle of wine here somewhere. i could use the giggles.

Nope worse than that. Profiles on nasty sex sites. Did I mention I have a fear of cooties?????

 

[gungirl65]

If he was seeing someone...... off with his head.

If it was porn........ some very high percentage of men might look at that.

I felt dirty looking at the profiles, I kept waiting for a nun to smack me with a ruler. Man I really do need to get out more.

 

[Birds Away]

Birds Away, remember you can revoke consent at any time until probable cause has been discovered!

The only probable cause for the condition of the house is a lazy old man who spends too much time fondling his CZs and not enough time fondling a duster, broom and mop.

 

[Birds Away]

Sweet, consent! That saves me paperwork. Of course I'll have to fondle your CZ collection...strictly professionally of course.

That does remind me of a story from a buddy of mine who, at the time, was a deputy sheriff. A woman calls and said she came home and her front door is open, no force, but she thinks someone may have jimmied it while she was at work and wants a deputy to check. He goes and clears the house. The sofa cushions are on the floor, the drawers are all pulled out, the mattress is partially off the bed, a big pot of spaghetti has been knocked off the stove, the house has just been ransacked. He goes back out and tells the lady that it looks like someone was searching her house for something and she should be prepared for what she's about to see. They go in to inventory if anything is missing and she looks around and says "no, it looks pretty much like how I left it." 10-8, no report, and he was almost in tears he was laughing so hard when he got back and told me that story.

+1

 

[Spike_351]

Unfortunately I am finding that to be true. I've been out of the dating scene for over 20 years and unfortunately as I am reentering the waters I am attracting the creeps like flies. I'm little & cute and i want to believe in the goodness in others, so I am essentially wolf bait.

I'm too nice and naive. I will talk and be friendly to anyone who talks and is friendly to me. Add in the fact I work crappy hours so I have no time to meet people, so my selection is very limited. Like fishing in a cesspool.

I'm not completely jaded so I still believe that my prince charming is out there somewhere. Anyone got a Magic 8 ball I can use for a few? I have some questions. Better yet can someone find my prince and loan him your GPS? We all know a man won't ask for directions. I am sure he is lost somewhere.

should we petition for Fenway to create an INGO dating sub forum? Lol LTCH required? I gave up on the dating thing my self, my ex ended up running off with a guy twice our age anyways (23/46) so it all worked out, still creepy how women can have no prior knowledge of something and in an instant become an expert when they get suspicious.

 

[HotD]

Something else to think about is using the same username in multiple forums and online places. I recently discovered that one of my friends is far out there. I Googled his user name and was appalled at the different twisted sites this person is a member of.

This self proclaimed genius used the same screen name on pages that his real name is used. It didn't take me long to identify him. It was pretty stupid on his part.

I've always been taught to never put anything in writing that could be used against me.

Too late. You're busted.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

If he was seeing someone...... off with his head.

If it was porn........ some very high percentage of men might look at that.

That's what I was thinking. I know very few men who have NEVER accidentally (*cough*) found themselves looking at a few nude women (or men, if that's your thing) in the Internet. Not me, of course, but most of the rest of you for sure.

Sounds like this may have been something worse though.

 

[richardraw316]

The internet is good for only two things, Ingo, and porn. If we had a special subforum we could save alot of time.
I have a red thong and a camera. Notice no purple.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

The internet is good for only two things, Ingo, and porn. If we had a special subforum we could save alot of time.
I have a red thong and a camera. Notice no purple.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

The internet is good for only two things, Ingo, and porn. If we had a special subforum we could save alot of time.
I have a red thong and a camera. Notice no purple.

Pictures or it never happened!

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Hey wait, Am I vandalizing my OWN THREAD? I forgot where I was!

 

[jagee]

The internet is good for only two things, Ingo, and porn...and I'm all out of INGO

FIFY

 

[actaeon277]

Please, no pictures.

 

[Bfish]

should we petition for Fenway to create an INGO dating sub forum? Lol LTCH required? I gave up on the dating thing my self, my ex ended up running off with a guy twice our age anyways (23/46) so it all worked out, still creepy how women can have no prior knowledge of something and in an instant become an expert when they get suspicious.

in my findings even the good ones end up doing something crazy!

 

[richardraw316]

Pictures or it never happened!

We have met. You know what I look like. I'm a little worried. When I met you I was wearing the purple thong, didn't you notice?
you probably dont remember me. i am the dude that polished your rifle.
it had rust on it, and i used extra elbow grease to polish the barrel.
ok, at what point have i taken this too far?

 

[printcraft]

Please, no pictures.

 

[gungirl65]

Please, no pictures.

But I like pictures...........