"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[HoughMade]

Firefighter suspended after allegedly saying he would rather 'save a dog than a million n*****s from a fire' | The Independent

Just suspended? Hopefully it doesn't stop there.

We'll see how powerful his union is.....that's something to think about.

[edit]

Oh, volunteer. Yeah, he should be gone.

 

[SheepDog4Life]

Firefighter suspended after allegedly saying he would rather 'save a dog than a million n*****s from a fire' | The Independent

Just suspended? Hopefully it doesn't stop there.

The article explained that termination can only occur by a vote of the board of trustees, and the meeting has already been scheduled. Fire him "by the book" so he cannot sue his way back in for lack of due process (though it is a volunteer FD, so it's doubtful he would)

If he had any decency, he'd just resign... but then again, if he had any decency, this never would have happened.

 

[actaeon277]

holy ****.

This Russian helicopter accidentally fired during an exercise.

[video=youtube;wwt2xPPBVng]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwt2xPPBVng&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Finger off the trigger

 

[jamil]

Finger off the trigger

Where's Kirk?

 

[HoughMade]

Eet ain't low-ded.

 

[2A_Tom]

Finger off the trigger

Where's Kirk?

Eet ain't low-ded.

HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[gunsisgood]

Trump Violates Child Labor Law for Photo Op


Trump violated child labor laws.



WTF

More on the story !

[video=youtube_share;w82YW5QQ9lc]http://youtu.be/w82YW5QQ9lc[/video]

 

[hopper68]

Hey Doc, can you help me?

German man freed after sticking penis in weight | Daily Mail Online

 

[rob63]

Hey Doc, can you help me?

German man freed after sticking penis in weight | Daily Mail Online

Pffff, he was only trying to lift 2.5 kg with his penis. Wimp.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Officer charged with sex assault after girl, 15, gives birth to his child

 

[MCgrease08]

A big face palm for me.

My wife had a 21 year old bottle of Bordeaux she brought back with her from France when she spent a semester there in college. She had forbidden me from opening it because she was waiting for a special occasion.

Well tonight I was loading mags for the Proteq shoot and thought, "a glass of wine sounds nice. I still have a bottle my boss gave me last Christmas."

Of course I wasn't paying close attention and grabbed the wrong bottle and opened up my wife's sentimental Bordeaux.

It was a total accident, but now she's in the bedroom crying.

 

[actaeon277]

A big face palm for me.

My wife had a 21 year old bottle of Bordeaux she brought back with her from France when she spent a semester there in college. She had forbidden me from opening it because she was waiting for a special occasion.

Well tonight I was loading mags for the Proteq shoot and thought, "a glass of wine sounds nice. I still have a bottle my boss gave me last Christmas."

Of course I wasn't paying close attention and grabbed the wrong bottle and opened up my wife's sentimental Bordeaux.

It was a total accident, but now she's in the bedroom crying.

Well, you are so ****ed

 

[Cameramonkey]

Well, you are so ****ed

This. Good luck, my friend. If you are compelled to take her shoe, ring, etc shopping tomorrow, we will understand fully when you dont show.

 

[Hoosierkav]

Everyone is checking for an online winery that'll ship to the US that has a 21+ yo Bordeaux...

 

[printcraft]

A big face palm for me.

My wife had a 21 year old bottle of Bordeaux she brought back with her from France when she spent a semester there in college. She had forbidden me from opening it because she was waiting for a special occasion.

Well tonight I was loading mags for the Proteq shoot and thought, "a glass of wine sounds nice. I still have a bottle my boss gave me last Christmas."

Of course I wasn't paying close attention and grabbed the wrong bottle and opened up my wife's sentimental Bordeaux.

It was a total accident, but now she's in the bedroom crying.

Squish that cork and put it back!!

 

[MCgrease08]

This. Good luck, my friend. If you are compelled to take her shoe, ring, etc shopping tomorrow, we will understand fully when you dont show.

I'm sure I'll be OK tomorrow. She's a woman. It's 10 years down the road I need to worry about.

 

[actaeon277]

Did you lock your guns up?

 

[Ericpwp]

You better make tonight a special occasion.

 

[rob63]

So was the wine any good?

 

[jamil]

So was the wine any good?

This is the practical question. Getting into trouble over crappy tasting wine, that'd be the real facepalm. You want to be able to say, well, at least it was really good wine.