Truth, in a mans eyes
At the least she should have put it where you wouldn't find it, in with the pots and pans, laundry room, in her closet ( unless you two share clothes).. you know in the woman's part of the house
Unfortunately she DID have it stashed away. It had been in a commemorative box for years but I was the moron that told her storing it upright would lead to it drying out. So I actually moved it to the wine rack last year to keep it horizontal.
Did you bother to offer to share with her?
I did. She drank some last night. I told her the rest was for her, and she said, "no. You opened it. You drink the rest of it."
But even I'm not dumb enough to fall for that one.