To mask or not to mask....That is the question. Part II

[KLB]

Expect them to vanish completely, like a fart in the wind, same as last time.
SEE!? Even influenza is afraid of the covid!!!!

 

[actaeon277]

What about the long list of other influenza strains that even worse?

That is old news.
Doesn't scare everyone the same way

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[jamil]

Expect them to vanish completely, like a fart in the wind, same as last time.
SEE!? Even influenza is afraid of the covid!!!!

Now. If Influenza just wore a mask…

 

[Shadow01]

I will reserve myself to only responding to mask wearers in the same manner they responded to me the first go around. Some may consider it hate speech…

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[Magyars]

 

[jsx1043]

 

[jamil]

They didn’t do anything before. Is this latest strain a lot bigger?

 

[oze]

...and so it begins.

 

[jamil]

…again.

 

[rhamersley]

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant

ATLANTA, GA — The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.

babylonbee.com

CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. "'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!"

The White House hosted an immediate press conference to address the dangerous new variant. "We're thrilled - I mean, um, alarmed - to hear of this deadly new 'Electionyearicron' variant," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "The President says we'll probably just go ahead and cancel the general elections next year as a precaution. It's the only way to really flatten the curve. You don't want to kill grandma, do you?"

 

[rhamersley]

Ugly People Rejoice Over Return Of Mask Mandates

U.S. — People with unattractive faces celebrated this week as locales and businesses across the nation began reinstituting mask mandates.

babylonbee.com

 

[printcraft]

Just heard there is a new covid variant labeled ID-10T spreading across the country.
Dark winter ahead kids.

 

[Magyars]

 

[manifest destiny]

Just heard there is a new covid variant labeled ID-10T spreading across the country.
Dark winter ahead kids.

I must have already contracted it because it took me a minute to get the joke.

 

[bobzilla]

I must have already contracted it because it took me a minute to get the joke.

It's the heat. I've been workign in it all day and my brain is mush

 

[jsx1043]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

No way! So you're telling me that kids get sick sometimes?

 

[manifest destiny]

Covid tests being given to families. -NYP

Why? Testing changes nothing. And if it's a "tripledemic" of strep, flu and vid, then why no distribution of tests for strep and influenza?