The Official Status Update Thread:Part theweakerbrother (16)

[SEIndSAM]

Gooood morning INGO!!

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

I was eating chips last nite and somehow managed to stab myself under my tongue. It hurts.

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

well I guess I need to get moving and get my son up and off to school.

9am start is a bit to late if you ask me, but no one did

that is late. My 2 elem. age kids are already gone. Lilley leaves at 8:15

 

[HandK]

ginger spawns are here......10 hours and I only get paid 20 bucks a day wth.

I think you could get more than that for them if you sold them on the open market!

 

[Expat]

We have one of those little artificials with the lights and decorations permanently attached. Is there a surer sign that we are getting old.

 

[HandK]

Good morning Sam!

 

[SEIndSAM]

What's a ginger spawn???

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

I think you could get more than that for them if you sold them on the open market!

I could do that but they would bring them right back as soon as they found out how loud they scream. They don't talk in regular tones they yell.

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

What's a ginger spawn???

2 redheaded demon spawns.....

 

[SEIndSAM]

Okay, I get it.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You need to get a cattle prod and put them to work. Maybe go clean a couple of house a day at $50 per, then you make $120 a day!!!!

 

[Expat]

2 redheaded demon spawns.....

In my experience, they probably just need a good beating.

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

You need to get a cattle prod and put them to work. Maybe go clean a couple of house a day at $50 per, then you make $120 a day!!!!

hmmm wonder if I could get paid for them destroying houses. They are excellent destroyers.

 

[HandK]

I could do that but they would bring them right back as soon as they found out how loud they scream. They don't talk in regular tones they yell.

Duck Tape!! Thats all I'm sayin!!

 

[HandK]

and around these parts it's about $30 bucks aday, if you have two kids it's a $25 per kid!

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

In my experience, they probably just need a good beating.

you sir would be correct! but don't you just know it their mom thinks they are angels.

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

Duck Tape!! Thats all I'm sayin!!

dang it that's something else I forgot at the store

 

[Ironjaw's-wife]

and around these parts it's about $30 bucks aday, if you have two kids it's a $25 per kid!

i wouldn't even be watching them if they weren't family.

 

[HandK]

i wouldn't even be watching them if they weren't family.

Gotcha!! that throws out all the rules then!!

 

[GBuck]

Hey guys.. Long time no see... THis new thread feels...... creepy.