The Official Status Update Thread: Part 65 - Jingle all the way

[RedneckReject]

You haven't said anything about food in a while. Are you feeling okay? Do you need medical assistance?

 

[Sylvain]

You haven't said anything about food in a while. Are you feeling okay? Do you need medical assistance?

I think im gonna faint soon!

Call an ambulance quick!!!

Oh there is one right there.

 

[Sylvain]

I was actually getting hungry and I kept looking at the Oreo cookies on my desk.I need milk though.
And maybe a sandwich, and maybe a fruit also.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think im gonna faint soon!

Call an ambulance quick!!!

Oh there is one right there.

Oh good. I was going to ask you if you wanted me to call 911 or 1-800-OREONOW....

 

[RedneckReject]

I was actually getting hungry and I kept looking at the Oreo cookies on my desk.I need milk though.
And maybe a sandwich, and maybe a fruit also.

You know out of all of those choices, the fruit sounds best. I love some fresh fruit.

 

[Sylvain]

Oh good. I was going to ask you if you wanted me to call 911 or 1-800-OREONOW....

I dont have enough Oreo in my system.

 

[RedneckReject]

I dont have enough Oreo in my system.

You're building up a tolerance aren't you?

 

[Sylvain]

You're building up a tolerance aren't you?

I think so.I need to eat more and more to get my fix now.

That's since damn cocaine they put in them.

 

[magic man]

 

[Sylvain]

Im looking at CAT tounriquets on Amazon and I heard that some seller offer Chinese-made knockoffs instead of the real one.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think so.I need to eat more and more to get my fix now.

That's since damn cocaine they put in them.

Given the extent of your addiction I'm starting to think they really do put cocaine in them! I'll stick to alcohol. That's for me as far as mind altering substances go

 

[Sylvain]

Is that yours MM or just dreaming?

 

[magic man]

Not dreaming.........planning.

 

[Sylvain]

Not dreaming.........planning.

Kinda the same thing until you get it.

 

[RedneckReject]

Im looking at CAT tounriquets on Amazon and I heard that some seller offer Chinese-made knockoffs instead of the real one.

I'm not sure I would trust a Chinese knockoff when it comes to something as serious as a tourniquet. A $5 cell phone battery is one thing but something that could be the difference between life and death is an entirely different story.

 

[RedneckReject]

Kinda the same thing until you get it.

Yes but "planning" sounds so much more attainable

 

[Sylvain]

I'm not sure I would trust a Chinese knockoff when it comes to something as serious as a tourniquet. A $5 cell phone battery is one thing but something that could be the difference between life and death is an entirely different story.

I know.The thing is that you have no way to tell if it's a chinese one or not when you buy it.

Many military and Law Enforcement organizations are issuing the Combat Application Tourniquet. Unfortunately, a replica product built in Hong Kong by Element Airsoft and made to resemble the CAT has been showing up in medical equipment sets.

It's meant for kids who wants something who looks like the real thing (but way cheaper) on their gear, but it's also sold buy some people as the real deal for medical use.

 

[RedneckReject]

I know.The thing is that you have no way to tell if it's a chinese one or not when you buy it.



It's meant for kids who wants something who looks like the real thing (but way cheaper) on their gear, but it's also sold buy some people as the real deal for medical use.

That's just horrible. If you want to make some cheap gear for kids then that's great, but it should be marketed as such. The things that some people do for profit make me sick

 

[Sylvain]

That's just horrible. If you want to make some cheap gear for kids then that's great, but it should be marketed as such. The things that some people do for profit make me sick

Well it's marketed as such if you buy from a website that sells airsoft gear but some people can also sell them on Ebay or Amazon without saying it's a chinese made stuff.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well it's marketed as such if you buy from a website that sells airsoft gear but some people can also sell them on Ebay or Amazon without saying it's a chinese made stuff.

Exactly. And that's the problem. It just sucks that people don't have the common sense to put some kind of disclaimer up when selling stuff like that