The Official Status Update Thread: Part 49 - For Your Eyes Only

[Sylvain]

i vote elk.

You can make a sprear and get the elk with your knife.

 

[Sylvain]

Oh yes.

Oh boy, not sure he's talking about the same kind.

 

[magic man]

Oh boy, not sure he's talking about the same kind.

I think we're on the same page.

 

[magic man]

You should have seen the girl that was helping me at Spyderco.......Smoking hot and she knew her knives.

 

[Sylvain]

You should have seen the girl that was helping me at Spyderco.......Smoking hot and she knew her knives.

You can probably use her employee's discount if you date her too.

 

[Tydeeh22]

You should have seen the girl that was helping me at Spyderco.......Smoking hot and she knew her knives.

did you court her on the production floor?

 

[Sylvain]

did you court her on the production floor?

If she was the cougar type she was probably the one hunting him.

 

[Tydeeh22]

If she was the cougar type she was probably the one hunting him.

we can all have wishes right?

 

[Sylvain]

we can all have wishes right?

That's a reality for me.Im in easy prey for those cougars with my handsome looks and my accent.

That's why I carry bear spray, I mean cougar spray.

 

[magic man]

did you court her on the production floor?

If she was the cougar type she was probably the one hunting him.

If I had to guess.....I'd say about 25 or so.

 

[Sylvain]

If I had to guess.....I'd say about 25 or so.

That's a cougar compared to your age.

 

[Tydeeh22]

That's a cougar compared to your age.

so true

 

[magic man]

so true

Like you have room to talk.

 

[Tydeeh22]

Like you have room to talk.

who is the teenager in this conversation?

both of us. i do forget im 20 alot of the time.

 

[Sylvain]

who is the teenager in this conversation?

both of us. i do forget im 20 alot of the time.

I forget how old I am too.

 

[GBuck]

25 is not a cougar.. That's a puma. Gotta be at least 35 to be a cougar, although some say 40.

 

[Sylvain]

25 is not a cougar.. That's a puma. Gotta be at least 35 to be a cougar, although some say 40.

Look who's the cougar expert.

But it also depends on the age of the man.
If you're 40 and dating a 35 years old man you're not a cougar.

 

[GBuck]

COUGAR~ (see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

 

[Sylvain]

"Typically, the term refers to women over 30 years old who pursue men more than seven years younger."

That's what they say on Wikipedia.

 

[Tydeeh22]

greg is a male cougar. similar to a cradle robber.