The Official Status Update Thread: Part 48 - Octo*****

[Westside]

Gee wiz.
I got 2 1/2 acre done today

Have to mow same again tomorrow

Then another 1 1/2 acre

That's 4 fruit pies, and 4 liters of tea.

I'll have to think about it

The pies alone will cost me $25

Plus gas.

That sounds fair to me.

plus dinner since I have to drive to your place.

 

[Sylvain]

Idaho....I thought you were moving to Indy?

I know.The fixing knife people are in Idaho though.

 

[Westside]

Is that wrong that I sell my virginity every night?

only if it is to the same person. Then you are taking advantage of an idiot.

 

[Westside]

I know.The fixing knife people are in Idaho though.

ah, got it.

 

[Sylvain]

As many as you can get away with

They had a "lady" that was selling her virginity on the Tyra show once.
A creepy old guy was ready to pay a million bucks or something.

 

[chocktaw2]

That sounds fair to me.

plus dinner since I have to drive to your place.

Ok, may as well bring your guns along. We can put a little range time in

 

[Westside]

They had a "lady" that was selling her virginity on the Tyra show once.
A creepy old guy was ready to pay a million bucks or something.

 

[Westside]

Ok, may as well bring your guns along. We can put a little range time in

Deal!!!

 

[Sylvain]

ah, got it.

It's a Buck knife.I heard they have good custumer service and a "forever warranty".
Im kinda doing it to test their custumer service as it will cost me almost the price of the knife to send from France to Idaho.

If it's good I will get more knives from them.

 

[Sylvain]

I know it was weird.And she insisted that she was not a prostitute.
I dont know what was the most creepy, the guy wanted to buy it at any cost or the woman selling it on TV.
Not to mention that they had no idea if she was actually a virgin.

 

[Sylvain]

Maybe I should start a thread on INGO to sell my virginity and see if anyone is willing to pay.

 

[chocktaw2]

Virginity.

How many times can you sell that though?

In reality, once. But, you could pretend to sell it everytime. So you could make a buttload of cash.

1st lesson st87

Never mention virginity and buttload of cash on the same page.

There has to a pownage first

 

[Westside]

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The last one is one of the best I think. man it is dusty at home, I should clean more.

 

[Westside]

1st lesson st87

Never mention virginity and buttload of cash on the same page.

There has to a pownage first

 

[chocktaw2]

Gonna go sit with the wife outside.

BBL

 

[Westside]

Maybe I should start a thread on INGO to sell my virginity and see if anyone is willing to pay.

you should include that you are french. That is worth at least an extra twenty five cents.

 

[Westside]

Gonna go sit with the wife outside.

BBL

enjoy the weather.

 

[stephen87]

You're just jealous that you didnt think of it first. Next time I'll be sure to wait for page, which sucks because it could be 40 posts later.

 

[Sylvain]

you should include that you are french. That is worth at least an extra twenty five cents.

You are just jealous that my accent gets me all the chicks.

 

[stephen87]

Yeah, but the french chicks are the unshaved ones from what I hear.