The Official Status Update Thread: Part 113 - The Internet Rises

[mbills2223]

I have to ask mbills , cause I didn't read it any ware and I don't want to get into all that in that thread lol , but when they rechecked the pats footballs at 1/2 time , did they check the colts too ? Or just pats

I'm not really sure about that. I would think they would check both sides if they were gonna check one but who knows

 

[Sylvain]

How's your day going? BTW, what do you do all day? What kind of work do you do? . . Besides thong model.

I do all kinds of odd jobs.
And I'm a penis model, I never wear thongs.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Too many carbs!

I've done real good on my carbs lately. No bread, cut out sodas. Pasta once a week. But it's the fiber that makes great poop!!

 

[jagee]

I do all kinds of odd jobs.
And I'm a penis model, I never wear thongs.

Are you the "before" pic for the Viagra adds???

 

[jagee]

I've done real good on my carbs lately. No bread, cut out sodas. Pasta once a week. But it's the fiber that makes great poop!!

I'm just watching overall calories. Doesn't matter if they are carbs or what. I've dropped a couple pounds in a week, I think.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I do all kinds of odd jobs.
And I'm a penis model, I never wear thongs.

Wait. . . You model your penis or do you model with other people penises? And what pays more?

 

[Sylvain]

View attachment 34795Pretty close jagee, but I wo
uld eat him and **** him out before dinner.

I would be scared to enter an elevatorbwith you too.

 

[Trigger Time]

Sylvain what are the odds!? I'm a penis model too.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm just watching overall calories. Doesn't matter if they are carbs or what. I've dropped a couple pounds in a week, I think.

Older I get the more I just eat what I want. But I need to drop about 15-20 lbs. I'm 5'10" at 220lbs. I used to carry 250 pretty good when I was younger. But us older guys need to keep the extra weight of ours knees.

 

[Trigger Time]

I would be scared to enter an elevatorbwith you too.

Hell I wanna drink some whiskey with him!

 

[Trigger Time]

Or since I don't drink we can sing hot cross buns?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Sylvain what are the odds!? I'm a penis model too.

Ok, I'm not getting in an elevator with either of you guys!!

 

[jagee]

Older I get the more I just eat what I want. But I need to drop about 15-20 lbs. I'm 5'10" at 220lbs. I used to carry 250 pretty good when I was younger. But us older guys need to keep the extra weight of ours knees.

No ****ing way you're 5'10" 220...I'm 5'10" 220-225ish...you look like you have more muscle than I do (I'm sure you do)...I guess my beer gut really is that big.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Or since I don't drink we can sing hot cross buns?

I don't drink either, but I do have a lovely singing voice!!

 

[churchmouse]

Spent some quality time at lunch with the Gunslinger. He is the 1st recipient of the challenge coin......

 

[Sylvain]

Are you the "before" pic for the Viagra adds???

I do before pics of penile enlargement pills.Then they use photoshop for the after pics.

Wait. . . You model your penis or do you model with other people penises? And what pays more?

I do it for free sometimes.
The cops said I need to stop.

 

[chocktaw2]

 

[jagee]

I do it for free sometimes.
The cops said I need to stop.

 

[chocktaw2]

 

[Sylvain]

Sylvain what are the odds!? I'm a penis model too.

Hard work, huh?