The Official Status Update Thread: Part 113 - The Internet Rises

[db1959]

You want to come and sit with the neighbor lady? You can compare battle wounds. She has a shiner that is very colorful today. Fell down and whacked her face on a dresser on the way to the floor. Luckily, nothing broken...just her pride.

damn, that's how my dad broke his neck, 'cept the dresser was a window sill

 

[mom45]

Thank you, I did a good job of shining today, didn't I?

You sure did, Boss!

 

[db1959]

ex boss

 

[mom45]

damn, that's how my dad broke his neck, 'cept the dresser was a window sill

I know. I had told her about your dad earlier in hopes of keeping her from doing silly stuff like this. I told her to stay in bed during the night and quit worrying about putting crockpots away at midnight. Luckily, she was able to get to the phone and call her daughter.

 

[db1959]

time to get clean and wash the blood off my head. CYA later

 

[db1959]

I know. I had told her about your dad earlier in hopes of keeping her from doing silly stuff like this. I told her to stay in bed during the night and quit worrying about putting crockpots away at midnight. Luckily, she was able to get to the phone and call her daughter.

want me to send you a picture of him wearing his halo so you can show her what might happen?

 

[chocktaw2]

So that's the polite way of saying "I'm hung like a horse"

It has an intermission.

CT-2.....

 

[MrsGungho]

I have a friggin nasty headache

The good news Is I didn't fall down any stays to get the headache.

I only smacked my head on the end of a pipe. Also have a nice little gash as the result.


HAPPY FRIDAY!

dumbass

 

[chocktaw2]

So that's the polite way of saying "I'm hung like a horse"

dumbass

You tell him, he won't listen to us boys. Howdy Mrs.G

 

[MrsGungho]

You tell him, he won't listen to us boys. Howdy Mrs.G

how ya doing chock?!

so glad it is Friday here

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, I hit my head on things some times, and I'm not a, um, wait, I am a dumbass. Never mind.

 

[MrsGungho]

Hey, I hit my head on things some times, and I'm not a, um, wait, I am a dumbass. Never mind.

dumbass

as accident prone as I am, I never hit my head <knock on wood>

 

[chocktaw2]

how ya doing chock?!

so glad it is Friday here

I'm glad it's Fri. also! How's the foot doing?

 

[chocktaw2]

Hey, I hit my head on things some times, and I'm not a, um, wait, I am a dumbass. Never mind.

OK, I won't call you a dumb ass.

 

[MrsGungho]

I'm glad it's Fri. also! How's the foot doing?

same

I am to tired to go to medcheck

I will go soon, I promise

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

dumbass

as accident prone as I am, I never hit my head <knock on wood>

Hey, at least I'm not hitting anything that's going to do any harm.

 

[MrsGungho]

Hey, at least I'm not hitting anything that's going to do any harm.

 

[chocktaw2]

same

I am to tired to go to medcheck

I will go soon, I promise

OK

 

[chocktaw2]

I must have missed something on the foot.

 

[chocktaw2]

Seems the swelling was going down.