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[jclark]

Know anything about electical boxes?

Like what?

 

[EvilleDoug]

Yea, I don't thin I would walk up on a cop car to begin with, but OMG, the thought is killing.

What would your report say if your were to get caught and some one fell out due to shock...LOL

 

[1032JBT]

See that guys, we got an admission of guilt to public indecency.
We didn't even need to thrown him down in a chair and put the bright light on him.

Shamey Shamey

 

[Benny]

Know anything about electical boxes?

Meter box or breaker box?

 

[HandK]

ewwwwwwwwww, i think it would be so funny to walk up on a cop squatting and taking dump, I think I would pass out from laughing so hard.

I'd Tase you!!! Then we would see who is doing all the laughing!!!

 

[1032JBT]

Yea, I don't thin I would walk up on a cop car to begin with, but OMG, the thought is killing.

What would your report say if your were to get caught and some one fell out due to shock...LOL

That my friend would be classified as an "assist to medics" and hope they don't remember why they went down.......

 

[jclark]

Shew! Just making sure, since those fingers usually go, uh, in another place...

No offense, but I've seen a picture or two of you and you would have to be the ugliest GDamn woman I have ever seen in my life!

I'll agree......I'm not even pretty after a fifth of whiskey!

 

[Bigum1969]

I always wondered where LEOs .

 

[EvilleDoug]

Tazed for catching a cop pooping where he shouldn't be,,,,wow, you guys are just mean.

HandK - do you have time for another PM?

 

[HandK]

I always wondered where LEOs .

In the woods, you know Bears iin the woods!!!

 

[jclark]

If I was a Cop and had to poop at night, I would just kick a bum out of his cardboard box and drop a deuce in there.

 

[HandK]

Tazed for catching a cop pooping where he shouldn't be,,,,wow, you guys are just mean.

HandK - do you have time for another PM?

Yep!! pull the trigger!!!

 

[EvilleDoug]

If I was a Cop and had to poop at night, I would just kick a bum out of his cardboard box and drop a deuce in there.

OMG - You're killing me. Maybe the bum would crawl back in and use it to stay warm.

 

[jclark]

I would ride with a LEO every night if it was just like "superbad".......

 

[HandK]

I am lucky!! I live in the town I work for so I just go home to my own

 

[1032JBT]

The best is when you see one of your buddies pull into the station parking lot at mach 14 and jump out and their gunbelt is still laying in the drivers seat as they run into the PD fumble-effing with the door codes.

 

[jclark]

The best is when you see one of your buddies pull into the station parking lot at mach 14 and jump out and their gunbelt is still laying in the drivers seat as they run into the PD fumble-effing with the door codes.

You have never seen a mad plumber until I take a nasty whiskey crap in a faucet box and hide it in the bin with their other faucets.

 

[Bigum1969]

The best is when you see one of your buddies pull into the station parking lot at mach 14 and jump out and their gunbelt is still laying in the drivers seat as they run into the PD fumble-effing with the door codes.

I mean, what if you are in the middle of some big police thing and suddenly you are crowning... I mean the lincoln log is ready to come out and join his buddies in the cabin... what then?

 

[HandK]

I would ride with a LEO every night if it was just like "superbad".......

Its more like Super Troppers!! or Reno 911!! J/K

 

[jclark]

This is the best thread on Ingo.......period.