The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[sharkey]

One time I was dreaming I was getting married to Meg Ryan, on the Space Shuttle launch pad.
After the wedding, we stopped at a drug store to get some condoms and .....

"Wake Up Petty Officer Actaeon. You have watch in half and hour."

AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH.

It was the watchstander waking me up to go stand watch as Reactor Operator. I REALLY would have rather finished that dream though.

Did you ask her to call you "Goose"?

 

[actaeon277]

Did you ask her to call you "Goose"?

Hey! It was my dream. Get your own.

 

[jamil]

One time I was dreaming I was getting married to Meg Ryan, on the Space Shuttle launch pad.
After the wedding, we stopped at a drug store to get some condoms and .....

"Wake Up Petty Officer Actaeon. You have watch in half and hour."

AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH.

It was the watchstander waking me up to go stand watch as Reactor Operator. I REALLY would have rather finished that dream though.

Might have been a little embarrassing to "finish" that dream.

 

[actaeon277]

Might have been a little embarrassing to "finish" that dream.

Pretty sure on a sub filled with a hundred guys that it's happened in the privacy of many a bunk.

 

[sharkey]

Pretty sure on a sub filled with a hundred guys that it's happened in the privacy of many a bunk.

Is that how you hurt your back?

 

[actaeon277]

Is that how you hurt your back?

About 15 foot away, there's a fire extinguisher. It got tangled up in my feet while walking backwards. Spine impacted on a metal doorway before hitting the floor, twisting it in 7 spots.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Bigtanker]

Following Jim Lucas I see.

 

[actaeon277]

Following Jim Lucas I see.

yes. but seen it before also

 

[AllenM]

1

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Hkindiana]

1

Fixed it for you:

https://imgur.com/a/KVv8i

 

[jamil]

Fixed it for you:

https://imgur.com/a/KVv8i

 

[AllenM]

Fixed it for you:

https://imgur.com/a/KVv8i

hahahah excellent

 

[Bigtanker]

Fixed it for you:

https://imgur.com/a/KVv8i

 

[2A_Tom]

That is great.

 

[flatlander]

Isn't it 1911's that you need to add and subtract parts to make them "feel right" ?

Bob