Some guy put Andy's gun down his pants against his twigs & berries!

[Rookie]

You should auction the gun

 

[melensdad]

You should auction the gun

Because everyone needs a Ruger 1911 with burnt pubic hair stuck to the muzzle

 

[calcot7]

Check that bore before firing!

 

[Rookie]

Who knows, maybe it has achieved celebrity status. I'll start the bidding at $5.

 

[Caleb]

This thread just keep getting better!

 

[Andy219]

The Ruger still fires flawlessly. And now, with the soon to be patented wind indicator, adjusting your shot for windage is easier then ever before.

 

[melensdad]

The Ruger still fires flawlessly. And now, with the soon to be patented wind indicator, adjusting your shot for windage is easier then ever before.

Pubic hair wind indicator.

And you wonder why this thread won't die!?!

 

[Andy219]

Pubic hair wind indicator.

And you wonder why this thread won't die!?!

+1000

 

[KLB]

Pubic hair wind indicator.

And you wonder why this thread won't die!?!

 

[1911 DeadHead]

Lmao, real jokers you guys are.

Got rained out today, having lunch at the white rhino. B O R E D

 

[melensdad]

Lmao, real jokers you guys are.

Got rained out today, having lunch at the white rhino. B O R E D

You are right down the street from the 1101 Cigar Lounge, which may soon be officially designated as a historic landmark because that is the site where the criminal assault of Andy's Ruger took place. It is also the location that bears a scar in the ceiling of his unsuccessful 1911 disassembly and even less successful reassembly attempts. The scar in the ceiling is from his recoil spring cap, which was launched at great velocity, resebmling 4th of July fireworks.

 

[Andy219]

You are right down the street from the 1101 Cigar Lounge, which may soon be officially designated as a historic landmark because that is the site where the criminal assault of Andy's Ruger took place. It is also the location that bears a scar in the ceiling of his unsuccessful 1911 disassembly and even less successful reassembly attempts. The scar in the ceiling is from his recoil spring cap, which was launched at great velocity, resebmling 4th of July fireworks.

Yes, that is correct. And as I noticed last week, the scar is still prominent.

 

[1911 DeadHead]

You are right down the street from the 1101 Cigar Lounge, which may soon be officially designated as a historic landmark because that is the site where the criminal assault of Andy's Ruger took place. It is also the location that bears a scar in the ceiling of his unsuccessful 1911 disassembly and even less successful reassembly attempts. The scar in the ceiling is from his recoil spring cap, which was launched at great velocity, resebmling 4th of July fireworks.

Lol. I remember my first time stripping down my lady. Maybe I will stop in after lunch with the girlfriend. Maybe you could point me in the direction of a good stogie.

 

[melensdad]

Lol. I remember my first time stripping down my lady. Maybe I will stop in after lunch with the girlfriend. Maybe you could point me in the direction of a good stogie.

I wish I was at the lounge. I'm up in East Chicago waiting for a NIPSCO crew (had a morning appointment so they should be here before 8pm?)

 

[melensdad]

Yes, that is correct. And as I noticed last week, the scar is still prominent.

We have no intention of covering a sacred memorial.

 

[1911 DeadHead]

I wish I was at the lounge. I'm up in East Chicago waiting for a NIPSCO crew (had a morning appointment so they should be here before 8pm?)

I didnt make it in after all. Got talked into a trip to the store. You ever buy meat from La Gaviota in Cedar Lake? Pretty decent prices in there and I don't have one complaint on quality. PUBIC HAIR FREE!

Yea nipsco, between 8am and eternity. They were on the outage pretty quick last by me, maybe 3hrs from the boom.

 

[handgun]

***some sort of broad way piano music-***

When ever i am down or out..
And i need a pick me up..
I know where to turn..
the twigs and berries thread...

on the one and only.. I-N-G-O

 

[indiucky]

I just want to say I was a part of this epic thread before the brass historical marker was placed in front of the building.

 

[Andy219]

 

[handgun]

Friendly bump.. For the new comers :-D