Lat time I went through I ordered a "coffee. Black" This was quickly answered with a " And what do you want in it" .. I just stood there staring at here, after blinking a few times I said "I guess you can add water so it's not as dry" . The other employees were cracking up at her. Maybe it was her first day.
Now that's funny. I like that.
Ashby, by your avatar I am guessing that you are a Whoovian?
Oh, and by the way I guess that I will have to stop by one of the many local Starbucks for a "straight coffee" this Saturday.