Open letter to 林一海

[henktermaat]

Dear 林一海,
As a 扣人心弦, lovable and internationally-conscious member if INGO, I have taken it upon my self to make you feel welcome into our 低賤 and glorious community. While eating hoo-yum-yum one evening, I decided to become your friend. 林一海, I know we've never met, but here on these sweet forums we can become 帶勁 friends. I tell all of my other friends that 林一海 and I will have so much enjoyment discussing the pros and cons of AK-47 rifles, 超好吃, and Mao.

Sadly, 林一海, you continue to ignore all of my friendly advances. "林一海" I say to myself. "Please be my friend already" to no avail. 林一海, I am beginning to tire of your game of playing "剛 to get." Being a being of sound mind, I am sure that you realize we can have a wonderful online friendship if you only are willing to try.

I very much want to be close friends with you.

Sincerely,
Henktermaat

 

[shooter521]

 

[haldir]

Dude. it seems obvious to me that this person just isn't aware of your intentions. I think you need to be more out in the open with your desire to meet and greet her. You are too shy.

 

[Boilers]

you


are


sick!!!


(glad I was not taking a drink when I read this)

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Your kinda starting to look like a stalker , just sayin .

Maybe the rejection is that person's way of saying " SETTLE DOWN PSYCHO ! , IT AIN'T HAPPENING IN THIS LIFETIME ! "

 

[shooter521]

I get it now...

henktermaat is pining for this guy:
INGunOwners - View Profile: 林一海

Whose sole post was this gem:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...6870-the_real_obama_supporters.html#post85731

I wouldn't feel bad that he didn't get back to you... accupunctech was snubbed, too, and he even had a lucrative offer for the guy!

 

[henktermaat]

I get it now...

henktermaat is pining for this guy:
INGunOwners - View Profile: 林一海

Whose sole post was this gem:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...6870-the_real_obama_supporters.html#post85731

I wouldn't feel bad that he didn't get back to you... accupunctech was snubbed, too, and he even had a lucrative offer for the guy!

WINNAR!!!1

Some call me too subtle...

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Damnit man ! I got suckered into that one .

 

[henktermaat]

Damnit man ! I got suckered into that one .

Your original reply could technically still be applicable

 

[CountryBoy19]

Dear 林一海,
As a 扣人心弦, lovable and internationally-conscious member if INGO, I have taken it upon my self to make you feel welcome into our 低賤 and glorious community. While eating hoo-yum-yum one evening, I decided to become your friend. 林一海, I know we've never met, but here on these sweet forums we can become 帶勁 friends. I tell all of my other friends that 林一海 and I will have so much enjoyment discussing the pros and cons of AK-47 rifles, 超好吃, and Mao.

Sadly, 林一海, you continue to ignore all of my friendly advances. "林一海" I say to myself. "Please be my friend already" to no avail. 林一海, I am beginning to tire of your game of playing "剛 to get." Being a being of sound mind, I am sure that you realize we can have a wonderful online friendship if you only are willing to try.

I very much want to be close friends with you.

Sincerely,
Henktermaat

So I can't help but wonder. How did you come across this guy? Were you just searching the users for those that don't post much? Looking for somebody special in there?

 

[henktermaat]

So I can't help but wonder. How did you come across this guy? Were you just searching the users for those that don't post much? Looking for somebody special in there?

He's the first one in the list.

An enigma if you will.

 

[printcraft]

He's the first one in the list.

An enigma if you will.

林一海 has amazing powers of resistance.
You can't get any information out of him...... "ancient chinese secret"

I've been to his page before.
I'm still wondering about the olympics posting. Hey, maybe it's the
chinese cyber squad installing a back door into INGO.

 

[henktermaat]

林一海, when wilt thou open your mysterious door of eastern gun ownership secrets.

 

[CountryBoy19]

He's the first one in the list.

An enigma if you will.

Ah, I never even thought of that. It would only make sense though.

 

[NEWMAN]

I can only read that he /she calls you by the name "Lin".lol

 

[danielocean03]

 

[danielocean03]

 

[FordMan08]

 

[henktermaat]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[El Cazador]

So, I wonder what ever happened to Sphynx, the Dem in Dutchland? Has he taken up permanent residence, wooden shoes and all in the Nederlands? Renounced his US citizenship in favor of free government grass in Amsterdam? His last activity was better than a year ago.