My wifes sister is visiting from Chernobyl, needs a date, Anyone?

[JBLee]

My wife's sister is visiting us from Chernobyl, Russia for two weeks and I need to find someone to fix her up with while she is here. She has a GLOWING personality and has never had an emotional MELT DOWN. She REACTS to kindness with a cheerful smile and is a FUSION of everything good in a person. Here is her picture, if anyone is interested just let me know. Jim

 

[bradp]

3 are better than 2 anyways!!!

 

[Bubbajms]

I bet there's a few that would take you up on that..

 

[ATF Consumer]

looks like that could keep both hands and your mouth busy for a while

 

[straight-shooter]

Looks to be at least three good reasons to go out with her!

 

[RogerB]

too bad she doesn't have one on her back...you know, for slow dancin'

HIYO!!!!!

 

[TheDude]

This is gonna be good.

 

[Max Volume]

Why does she only have one necklace?

 

[ATF Consumer]

Why does she only have one necklace?

Given the opportunity, I'd be happy to give her a pearl necklace

If I wasn't married, that is.

 

[Greg.B]

I'd be happy to give his a pearl necklace

PLEASE fix that...it just ain't right!

 

[JByer323]

 

[Fishersjohn48]

I actually saw a "movie" with her in it recently.............um was doing research....not what you think

 

[JcJ]

YouTube - Motor Boatin

 

[rhino]

The sad thing is, I didn't get that this was a joke until I saw the photo.

D'OH! I'm too easy.

 

[mikea46996]

I'm in love!!!!!!

 

[Dogman]

too bad she doesn't have one on her back...you know, for slow dancin'

HIYO!!!!!

she might! Is she rich and owns a liquor store also?

 

[Soundslikejosh]

PAGING BWFRAME

 

[ruger7722]

i am married, but if i could talk my wife into letting me do this once in a lifetime adventure,i would be good from now on.i would even sell a couple guns

 

[ballzac86]

I'd pee in her butt


The motorboating material is increased, so I don't know what the fuss is.

 

[SavageEagle]

WOW THAT"S HOT!!! What's that movie with Arnold Schwartzeneger(whatever) that he goes to mars and there's a miget with 3, umm, knockers??? Reminds me of that, but actually something I could smother myself with!

I'd pee in her butt

You sick bastard....