My girlfriends last year were just OK, at best.
But this year I met this young chick that just took my breath away. Either I'm getting old or she's way too energetic for me.
Spring is definitely in the air cause all she wants to do is neck.
I'm a traditional, old fashioned guy and pretty much set in my ways. Until I met her, excitement in my life was watching drunk old birds stumble out of the local watering hole.
Last Thursday my new GF and I were flying through this neighborhood. Well she spots an open garage door and wants to stop to find a new makeout pad. She said she had been there before but has never been inside. Whatever that means??
I thought she was nuts, I mean I'm into trying new things but this sound like a real bad idea. So I did what every hot blooded male would have done
- I followed her inside.
The second I ducked inside, she threw me against some equipment, we knocked a few things around but she didn't care. She just wanted to get down in the worst way so I was game.
All of the sudden, there was this ugly giant man practically standing over us in the doorway waving some stick around. We must of made way too much noise. I've never scrambled so fast in my entire life to get out of there. The moment we hit the door, we just took off.
The next day I was in a foul mood so I dumped her ass. Left her sitting in the park where she tried to jump me again in front of a whole bunch of picnickers - in broad daylight.
As embarrassing and different as the whole situation was, I kind of miss the excitement she gave me for that short time.
But this year I met this young chick that just took my breath away. Either I'm getting old or she's way too energetic for me.
Spring is definitely in the air cause all she wants to do is neck.
I'm a traditional, old fashioned guy and pretty much set in my ways. Until I met her, excitement in my life was watching drunk old birds stumble out of the local watering hole.
Last Thursday my new GF and I were flying through this neighborhood. Well she spots an open garage door and wants to stop to find a new makeout pad. She said she had been there before but has never been inside. Whatever that means??
I thought she was nuts, I mean I'm into trying new things but this sound like a real bad idea. So I did what every hot blooded male would have done
- I followed her inside.
The second I ducked inside, she threw me against some equipment, we knocked a few things around but she didn't care. She just wanted to get down in the worst way so I was game.
All of the sudden, there was this ugly giant man practically standing over us in the doorway waving some stick around. We must of made way too much noise. I've never scrambled so fast in my entire life to get out of there. The moment we hit the door, we just took off.
The next day I was in a foul mood so I dumped her ass. Left her sitting in the park where she tried to jump me again in front of a whole bunch of picnickers - in broad daylight.
As embarrassing and different as the whole situation was, I kind of miss the excitement she gave me for that short time.
These are getting stupider every time. IBTL and I hope they start banning spoof-thread authors. I'll add them to 'ignore' until then...
