OK t_star, this is your lucky day!
My lovely wife (we'll call her Mrs. LMW) heard of your plight and decided to create for you....the one and only medium-sized black INGO tee shirt in existence!
She sewed the sides and arm holes to match a medium. The shoulders will still be a bit wider than a regular medium. The shirt does have seams down the side, but it looks good!
I will be at the Hush Shoot tomorrow. Track me down and the shirt is yours!
That.Is.Awesome! Mrs. LMW is so incredibly sweet!