I picked up a hitchhiker last night.
He seemed surprised someone would pick him up, and he asked if I wasn't worried he was a serial killer.
I laughed and said, "Come on. What are the chances of TWO serial killers being in the same car?"
I actually laughed out loud at that.
Well, I work on tips, so...
You want a tip? Don't quit your day job.
Well, I work on tips, so...
Actually, i am a monk. At least, that was the name of the MOHAA clan i was in... ask INGO member Lars. He ran the monestary... i knew him personally.
I want a punchline by noon tomorrow
I know what it was.
It was a dickfer.
I know what it was.
It was a dickfer.
Whats a dickfer?
Someone had to.
Whats a dickfer?
Someone had to.