To Be 8 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching
his wife, who was looking at herself in the
mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her
to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put
her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster,
everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where
he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her *favorite *candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!*
*
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.*
*
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being
eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.
*
'I meant my dress size you idiot!!!!'
**_
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong._*
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching
his wife, who was looking at herself in the
mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still
looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her
to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put
her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster,
everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where
he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her *favorite *candy, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!*
*
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.*
*
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being
eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed.
*
'I meant my dress size you idiot!!!!'
**_
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong._*