Young Hasidic Jewish couple in NYC, summer, living in a hot flat with no A/C. The wife decides she's going to take a shower to cool off and then rather than toweling off, she sits on the toilet seat to air dry. Being slippery, she jackknifes into the bowl. She yells for her husband. He pulls on an arm, then a leg, he shakes his head because she's stuck tight.
"I'm going to call a plumber," he says.
"Oh NO! I'll be so embarrassed.”
He says, “just fold your arms across your chest.” He takes off his yarmulke and places it in her lap.
The plumber comes. He looks one way and then another. He scratches his beard. He pulls on an arm, then a leg, shakes his head.
The husband nervously asks, “can you get her out?”
The plumber says, “Oh yeah, I can get the lady out OK…..but that rabbi is a goner.”
"I'm going to call a plumber," he says.
"Oh NO! I'll be so embarrassed.”
He says, “just fold your arms across your chest.” He takes off his yarmulke and places it in her lap.
The plumber comes. He looks one way and then another. He scratches his beard. He pulls on an arm, then a leg, shakes his head.
The husband nervously asks, “can you get her out?”
The plumber says, “Oh yeah, I can get the lady out OK…..but that rabbi is a goner.”