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That’s absolutely hilarious. I’m stealing this.Read the WHOLE thing View attachment 243668
That’s absolutely hilarious. I’m stealing this.Read the WHOLE thing View attachment 243668
A better punchline would be "Then I learned to lock the bathroom door."
After all the bad dad jokes he posted (funny dad jokes) his last one to share with us was this gem.I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I have misplaced it before and couldnt find it! 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water ... ... 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2... cups dried fruit. Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequ...ila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Get up, check tequila. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter off with the cat.
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