If someone leaves a "stain" in the workplace toilet....

[BGDave]

Once found a turdlette (think baby carrot sized) in the sink of a one holer at work. Often wondered the sequence of events that led to that occurrence.

 

[printcraft]

 

[church]

At my work, some guy left a log chillin on the floor a couple weeks ago. I didn't see it(thank god), i only heard a supervisor complaining about it.

 

[jmiller676]

REALLY????? Have you EVER walked into a bathroom that wasn't your own and EVER even seen a toilet brush available?? You can't call people rude if the equipment to take care of the problem isn't there for them to use...........

Yes, yes I have. The one in the bathroom is right beside the toilet- throne right, if you will, in the corner of the wall in plain sight.

You're one of those guys aren't you?

 

[churchmouse]

Yes, yes I have. The one in the bathroom is right beside the toilet- throne right, if you will, in the corner of the wall in plain sight.

You're one of those guys aren't you?

Road trips are always a treat when in the outback of America looking for a decent place to squat.

 

[jmiller676]

I'm calling the action, "the skid and skedaddle"

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

Where I work we have to share the mens room (2 stalls & 2 urinals) with the office next to us (total of 6 men). It seems like every single time I walk into the restroom one of the stalls is occupied, and I swear the same guy craps about 8 times a day. By the end of the day our bathroom smells like a daggon pig pin.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

This thread is awesome.

I used to travel for a living... Drove all over IN for work. Was in gas stations ALL the time.

Never really had any facilities that I flat-out refused.

Job before this job I worked for an environmental engineering company. One of our groundwater remediation / testing sights was an old service station in Martinsville. One day - this older feller squeals into the parking lot, parks, and attempts to use the restroom. It's locked (old building, external access to the RR, have to get key from inside). Guy tight-walks it to the shop to get the key then tight-walks it back around to the RR. Leaves after a few minutes. I THOUGHT all was well and good - until I had to use it. Oh. My. God. If I'd had the little volatile gas detector we'd sometimes use - it'd probably have been pegged. And - of course - there was a pair of very very soiled tighty-whities in the trash bin. Awesome.

-J-

 

[Crbn79]

When I was in Iraq, the TCNs (third country nationals) and LN (local nationals) always stood on the toilet seat and squated. I don't think they ever had solid poo, it always looked like a garbage disposal exploded in those things.

 

[rhino]

Delightful.

You know you've done good work when you drop something that would have crippled Sasquatch.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Delightful.

You know you've done good work when you drop something that would have crippled Sasquatch.

My 3 year old daughter does "good work". Yikes.

And then she'll tell everyone within earshot "I made big poopies". It's pretty awesome - especially at restaurants and the grocery store.

 

[rhino]

My 3 year old daughter does "good work". Yikes.

And then she'll tell everyone within earshot "I made big poopies". It's pretty awesome - especially at restaurants and the grocery store.

That's actually a sign of a properly functioning lower GI tract! Well played, Mini_Indy_Guy_77_ette!

 

[Crbn79]

My 3 year old daughter does "good work". Yikes.

And then she'll tell everyone within earshot "I made big poopies". It's pretty awesome - especially at restaurants and the grocery store.

It's even better when I let one rip in the store, no one hears it, but they hear my 3 y/o daughter scream "Daddy you farted, it's stinky I wanna throw up"

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

It's even better when I let one rip in the store, no one hears it, but they hear my 3 y/o daughter scream "Daddy you farted, it's stinky I wanna throw up"

My kid hasn't yet realized what odors are yet. It's weird. She doesn't bat an eye at any of the gross stuff that emanates from her parents or her little brother.

 

[88GT]

I don't know what I was expecting...

I'm not even going to click on them.

 

[88GT]

I had effectively put those days out of my mind until this thread and your reminder......

Let's just say it's still "fresh" in my mind as I am currently in the process of doing a clean-[STRIKE]up[/STRIKE] out. The family had the adult son basement-dweller living in the....wait for it......basement (actually lower level of bi-level, but same difference). The half bath down there was his exclusively, and I now know why. He fit every horrible cliche and stereotype right down the video games and t-shirt 3 sizes too small such that it rode up over the belly and exposed his proof of humanness. But for that last part, I would have thought alien for I wouldn't think someone could be that unconcerned with his personal hygiene.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I'm not even going to click on them.

I wished that I had your willpower.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I was on an airplane making a two hour flight. I always use the bathroom before boarding and then just before landing I empty the bladder again in case I have to make the mad dash for the next flight. On one of my flights I waited until I seen the green vacant light come on and I made my move to get to the potty before someone else beats me to it. A tiny little asian lady comes out of the bathroom she smiles at me as I pass her to enter the bathroom. "Holy Moly" is what I say as I enter the bathroom. It is the worst smell in a confined spaced that I have ever smelled. I empty my bladder while only taking one breath and get a squirt of sanitizer for the hands as I open the door for a relief of fresh air. Upon opening the door a very attractive lady is standing there and before I know it I blurt out "I did not do that".

I'm not sure that she believed me. Thanks a lot little asian lady

 

[Mark-DuCo]

It's even better when I let one rip in the store, no one hears it, but they hear my 3 y/o daughter scream "Daddy you farted, it's stinky I wanna throw up"

I like it better when my stepson announces his mom's(my wife's) flatulence at the store. Her face gets really red and I get a good laugh out of it.

 

[Shiver]

My kid hasn't yet realized what odors are yet. It's weird. She doesn't bat an eye at any of the gross stuff that emanates from her parents or her little brother.

May want to have her checked for Anosmia.