Here is a good one. I walk into the men's room at work. There is a guy in one of the stalls dropping a deuce with the door open. I am at the urinal and he says, "hey you don't happen to know why this door won't close do you". No from me. I then hear him pulling the TP down to do the paper work. I move over to the sink with eyes forward and got out of there. Went back in later the door was tapped open for repairs. There were two other stalls available.