In a similar vein, I have the solution to the border. Create a constant, 100m wide "DMZ" like the old E/W German border. Barbed wire on both sides, land mines between, and automatic sentry guns every 100m. Cameras everywhere. Make the feed PPV and use the proceeds to fund the construction. Knowing the sick F-ers here (in the world, not INGO) we would run a surplus.
Oh, and if you can make it across alive, you get to stay. And maybe even get a tee shirt. LOL
Damon Killian : This is television, that's all it is. It's nothing to do with people, it's to do with ratings! For fifty years, we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear... for Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television. They wean their kids on it. Listen. They love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em *what they want*! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts, believe me. I've been in the business for thirty years.
Ben Richards : Well, I haven't been in show business as long as you have, Killian. But I'm a quick learner. So, I'm going to give the audience what *I* think they want.