I have a friend who is an attending ER doc in PA. She said the other night a young-ish man came in at 2:30 am with shoulder pain that had been going on for 7 years because he was curious to see how many sick people there were in there. She was juggling this clown and two real patients who were in respiratory distress and probably had corona virus.
Sounds like his head finally worked all the way up from his rectum to his clavicle.