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I'm pleased to report that I am indeed still alive. I'm sure that some of you are disappointed. Sorry.
Our 10th wedding anniversary was last week.
That anniversary happens to be the "aluminum" anniversary.
I got her a non-stick TFAL brand aluminum skillet and then a nice brushed aluminum pump-style hand soap dispenser.
I am definitely still alive.
Our 10th wedding anniversary was last week.
That anniversary happens to be the "aluminum" anniversary.
I got her a non-stick TFAL brand aluminum skillet and then a nice brushed aluminum pump-style hand soap dispenser.
I am definitely still alive.
9 pages into this thread, and he still hasn't learned!...aluminum is silver, you know what else is silver?...SILVER!...in case you forgot, 1st wedding anniversary is paper...and she might give you something from that one...DIVORCE PAPERS!
I got her post-it notes for #1. She got me paper plates! Blessed blessed paper plates. Once that 500 pack ran out - there haven't been any more in the house.
Sounds like an 80s sitcom.Not sure how much longer I have left.
My wife is somehow under the impression (ahem) that the earrings I got her for her birthday are diamonds.
But they're not.
When I gave them to her, I simply said "In the past I know you've mentioned that you'd like some larger diamond stud earrings, so I got you these."
A few days later she said to me "I hope you didn't spend a lot on those earrings". So I texted her a link to a pair of 2ct total weight square cut diamond solitaire earrings from Zales' website. Like $3500 for that particular pair I linked her to.
So when she finds out that her 2 ct total-weight earrings aren't diamonds... Well, like I said, it's been nice knowing y'all.
In my defense: I never told her they WERE diamonds. But I also didn't tell her they weren't.
It soon will be, this thread is 5 years old. Not 80’s in the truest since of the word, but in spiritSounds like an 80s sitcom.
My gold band is likely still going strong somewhere under one of the concrete patios we added at our previous house. Think that was 2006/2007'ish. Ring slipped off somewhere in the mud either when seeding the yard or during that patio work.Tangential-
If you ever wonder how long a wedding and engagement ring will last if it is worn all-day every day during all kinds of work, it about 30 years. My wife and I spent our 30th anniversary picking out new rings for her (my idea)....and I was along, not for my opinion (understandably), but for my wallet.
My basically plain gold band? Going strong.
My gold band is likely still going strong somewhere under one of the concrete patios we added at our previous house. Think that was 2006/2007'ish. Ring slipped off somewhere in the mud either when seeding the yard or during that patio work.
Marriage is still going, just never replaced the ring.
Dig that hole, dig it real deepUpdate: After seeing some clearance prices on some other "real" diamond jewelry the other day - my wife said "I hate to know how much you've spent on my stuff."
"What - your big square stoned earrings?"
- Yes -
$5-6 thousand.
One day I may break the news to her.
My gold band is likely still going strong somewhere under one of the concrete patios we added at our previous house. Think that was 2006/2007'ish. Ring slipped off somewhere in the mud either when seeding the yard or during that patio work.
Marriage is still going, just never replaced the ring.
I had my first wedding ring all of about a day and a half. I lost it throwing a cast net in the Gulf of Mexico on our honeymoon. I bought a replacement and don't wear it when I'm doing anything where I might possibly lose it again.Same. Threw a bunch of junk in a 30 yard dumpster right after marriage. Tore that thing apart, but never found it. It was cut gold.
Have a $20 ring when I wear one, but our initials tattooed on my ring finger
I have a silicone ring. After a couple near attempts at de-gloving my finger while wearing the gold band and having it bug me doing pull-ups and other work, I put the gold one in my safe.I went titanium for my wedding band. If it doesn’t outlast me, I’ll be pissed lol.