I don't know her at all, but I know one thing. She knows, as she has all along...
Threads like these remind me of the virtues of being single.
I'm letting it ride, man! Letting. it. ride!
She's firmly against spending big $ on frivolous things... So I didn't. I just let her think I did.
She could only kick my ass if I let her. That said, she could kick most all y'alls asses. She's incredibly strong and has a very very very high pain tolerance. Plus she's as stubborn as 5 mules - but way prettier.
or at least the virtues of being honest
Good luck amigo. If she tells you to hop into the hot tub while she finishes dinner, I would check the water for carrots and onions.
I'm letting it ride, man! Letting. it. ride!
She's firmly against spending big $ on frivolous things... So I didn't. I just let her think I did.
She could only kick my ass if I let her. That said, she could kick most all y'alls asses. She's incredibly strong and has a very very very high pain tolerance. Plus she's as stubborn as 5 mules - but way prettier.
Personally, I’d check the ground wire, and the locations of all small electrical appliances!Good luck amigo. If she tells you to hop into the hot tub while she finishes dinner, I would check the water for carrots and onions.
Personally, I’d check the ground wire, and the locations of all small electrical appliances!
Not sure how much longer I have left.
My wife is somehow under the impression (ahem) that the earrings I got her for her birthday are diamonds.
But they're not.
When I gave them to her, I simply said "In the past I know you've mentioned that you'd like some larger diamond stud earrings, so I got you these."
A few days later she said to me "I hope you didn't spend a lot on those earrings". So I texted her a link to a pair of 2ct total weight square cut diamond solitaire earrings from Zales' website. Like $3500 for that particular pair I linked her to.
So when she finds out that her 2 ct total-weight earrings aren't diamonds... Well, like I said, it's been nice knowing y'all.
In my defense: I never told her they WERE diamonds. But I also didn't tell her they weren't.
Sweet Mother of Pearl, son! You're not very bright. I say this as the guy who fell for "No, I really don't want you to give me a Christmas gift" twice. TWICE.
Not smart. You're doomed.
TF, my friend. What's it worth to you for her to not find out? As you are aware, she is in reasonably frequent contact with a member of my family. All it would take is a small post-it note to be handed off during one of those interactions. Now I'm not saying I'd do something like that, but it'd be terrible if'n something like that were to happen, hypothetically, of course.
TF, my friend. What's it worth to you for her to not find out? As you are aware, she is in reasonably frequent contact with a member of my family. All it would take is a small post-it note to be handed off during one of those interactions. Now I'm not saying I'd do something like that, but it'd be terrible if'n something like that were to happen, hypothetically, of course.
She'd be relieved to know that I didn't spend $3500+ on jewelry!
So...When do you want to come over for a homemade Old Fashioned? Or even a bastardized Mint Julep?
She'd be relieved to know that I didn't spend $3500+ on jewelry!
So...When do you want to come over for a homemade Old Fashioned? Or even a bastardized Mint Julep?
Hmm. I see. Thanks for inviting the rest of us. No, don't worry about us. We'll just sit here in the dark. If it gets cold, we'll just make do by putting on a sweater.