Don’t worry. You can come over to my house. I have some knives and flashlights we can play with.
Don’t worry. You can come over to my house. I have some knives and flashlights we can play with.
Just say the word, brother, and I'm there... except tomorrow evening, got an event with the boychild.
Hmm. I see. Thanks for inviting the rest of us. No, don't worry about us. We'll just sit here in the dark. If it gets cold, we'll just make do by putting on a sweater.
Don’t worry. You can come over to my house. I have some knives and flashlights we can play with.
You can come over, too. I'll be sure there's 1 whole Angry Orchard for you.
Snitches get stitches!
BUT, knowing TF, I would not be scared to snitch
I can drink other stuff too....
rhino is a snitch?
Only if you can get to it without driving in the snow.
I revoke your invitation to my house.
I'm surprised no one has proposed a caper whereby a crack INGO ninja crew secretly enters the house at 0darkThirty, surreptitiously lifts the earings and schleps them to a waiting jeweler who replaces the zirconium/quartz/plastic baubles with real diamond and then with stealth and cunning replaces the upgraded earrings exactly as they were in her ladyships jewelry box while she softly snores nearby. Kinda like an Oceans 13 or Italian Job, but with less handsome actors.
Of course it would fail spectacularly, but since she's going to replace the fake diamonds with your testicles anyway, might as well get a good story out of it.
The only chance of such a plan succeeding is if I am the guy who does all of the monkey-like climbing, bounding, scaling, etc.
I just want to know if Mrs TF is a good shot!
If so I would start with a subscription to flowers a month club.
I just want to know if Mrs TF is a good shot!
She's not bad. Probably a good thing for our family that she's rather ambivalent to firearms. She knows HOW to run a pistol - she just doesn't care about doing it.
Also - still alive. For now.
I'm pleased to report that I am indeed still alive. I'm sure that some of you are disappointed. Sorry.