BehindBlueI's
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- Oct 3, 2012
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I was talking to another detective today and somehow we got to talking about failed suicide attempts we'd run across over the years. He told me about one of his cases where a guy had put a .25 under his chin about half way between the tip of the chin and the neck, and pulled the trigger. It went through the skin, made a real mess of his tongue...and then lodged in his soft palate. This apparently made talking a real chore and when he decided he'd call 911 instead of trying to finish the job it was dispatched as "person mumbling and screaming into phone." The guy was bleeding from the mouth and while officers knew he was hurt couldn't figure out what had happened. He eventually explained himself by pantomiming shooting himself in the chin, which they weren't originally sure if they should believe, you know, because that should probably kill you.
Ladies and gentleman, do not carry a .25. If you can't afford anything better get a knife and a training video until you can. It is not better than nothing. Nothing doesn't make you think you can now handle a situation you are woefully unprepared for. If it will fail to incapacitate when jammed into the bottom of the mouth and fired up toward the brain box, don't give me the old "shot placement" argument.
Ladies and gentleman, do not carry a .25. If you can't afford anything better get a knife and a training video until you can. It is not better than nothing. Nothing doesn't make you think you can now handle a situation you are woefully unprepared for. If it will fail to incapacitate when jammed into the bottom of the mouth and fired up toward the brain box, don't give me the old "shot placement" argument.