Thanks for the rep - wait - did that actually make sense?!
Annuls of failed theology:
Early 20th century: Jesus is coming back in 1000 years, but in the meantime, everything is going to get better and be glorious.
Early 21st century: Jesus probably isn't coming back, but let's follow his peaceful, non-offensive teachings to make the world a better place.
Thanks for the rep. It is funny in retrospect, but it was kind of an unpleasant experience at the time. One I will be in no rush to repeat. And yeah, I had to buy a bag of chips.
Thanks for the rep, and no worries on the credit, I'm sure somewhere along the way I either will or already have stolen an idea or 2 from you without giving credit