I probably would not shoot, but mostly because the sasquatch reminds me aay too much of a girl I used to date.
Scutter if you saw me "BUTT-NAKED" You swear I'm a bigfoot, cause I have a hairy back & hairy everything, i'm so hairy you can't even see my butt-crack So maybe they aren't so imaginary
What if it yells back in Fran Drescher's voice? IMHO, that would dramatically change my reaction.
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...I would trust a Werwewolf ....
It depends on what Sasquatch is doing. If he's sitting quietly on a downtown bench reading "Much Ado About Nothing" on his Kindle, then I'd probably give the hairy bastich a pass.
If he gets all up in my grill, real' aggressive-like, then he's just askin' for it.
I love all animals
[STRIKE]Gentlemen[/STRIKE] Guys, PLEASE! Do the letters TMI mean anything to you? If not, allow me to elaborate: TOO MUCH INFORMATION! <shudder>
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! (or nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.)
THERE, wolves... There, castle!
And may God have mercy on his soul.
Aggression against the Rhino? Man, there's a reason they say stupid should hurt. It's only because that he is a very patient pachyderm that has kept Kirk Freeman alive for so long.
Oh, and the 'squatch? You'd have to hit squarely in the middle of one eye, because his pelt is bulletproof. I'm thinking I'd tan the pelt and then duct tape pieces of it to my back to withstand multiple .308 hits and use the claws to make the special boots for climbing walls.
Blessings,
Bill
Of course not!!!! I wouldn't try to kill it, I'd try to get acquainted with him/her, like Jane Goodall did with the gorillas, and maybe make friends with him/her.
You go boy!
Bear hugs and Bear kisses, Tim.
PrintCraft, ROFL, either you have mistaken me for Jane Goodall, or don't realize that Bill of Rights is my husband! However, you tickled me pink! And honey, if that's a picture of you, BOY do I have a gorgeous 23 year old that I'd like you to meet! Bear Hugs & Bear kisses to you too, and a few Eskimo snuggles as well! 7th Stepper (aka Bobbie, Mrs. BOR) You are SOOOO cute!
And honey, if that's a picture of you, BOY do I have a gorgeous 23 year old that I'd like you to meet!
Me too!!!
With a proper marinade on the grill that is...
Ok Jeremy, have you ever seen the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"? I refer to the part where the law enforcement official came looking for the previous one who'd been dispatched to uncover a crime scene?
He ate the best Ribs he'd ever tasted, not realizing that they belonged to the agent he was looking for?!
BBQ is GOOD, and I alone (I'm pretty sure) have the "Trader Vic's" recipe (he's got a couple of very famous restaurants on the West Coast) for Rum Marinated Ribs. My brother in law was in the Navy with Vic, and that's how he got it, and passed it along to me. So....BBQing is a thing I do exceptionally well! Just ask BOR! Wanna join us for dinner? <evil grin!> 7th Stepper
And if that's what he stood for, and was willing to die for, then he has won honor in my book, and the book of my friends! And if that's what PrintCraft is "into", he's more than OK in my circle of friends.
Me too!!!
With a proper marinade on the grill that is...
You didn't use the word "Sasquatch", "Bigfoot", or even "Yeti" once in that whole post. Please go back and rewrite it.
Thank you.
ETA: I would have also accepted "Chupacabra".
AHHHH! Scutter, Chupacabra is native only to Puerto Rico, and NONE of us want to befriend that thing! Don't you ever watch the SYFY channel? It eats people, animals, and all sorts of other moving things! EEEKKKK!