You did not forget to bury him feet first did you???
HA!! Trick question. Everyone who knows about bigfoot, knows you bury a bigfoot ass-first.
You did not forget to bury him feet first did you???
...and I'm becoming more and more convinced that a girl I used to date was, in fact, a bigfoot.
Learning the bigfoot language was the biggest pain. It's mostly grunts and squeals.
Dad?I feel you, bro. It was the same way with my wife.
I have already shot a bigfoot. He was immediately burried at sea with full bigfoot honors. We took a DNA sample and had it tested at our own lab to verify that it was indeed bigfoot. We also have pictures, but the public would only become frenzied if we release them.
So, just take my word for it. I've never lied before.
But see, there's one of the problems. Being unfamiliar with sasquatch behaviors, how can you tell the difference between "real aggressive-like" and "very excited about Benedick and Beatrice's relationship and displaying his passion about the play"? So poor Sasquatch is trying to convey his enthusiasm, maybe trying to tell you that he somehow scored tickets to Ado at a little Shakespearean theater next month, and you misinterpret and start busting caps in him.
Maybe the Sasquatch is like Clyde the orangutan. You don't have to ACTUALLY shoot it, you just point your finger at it and say "Hey, Clyde! BANG!" and he'll fall down "dead". Only, you obviously wouldn't say "Clyde". You'd say whatever the Sasquatch's name is. Unless its name actually is Clyde. That would be oddly coincidental. The real problem is determining its name before doing the whole finger-pointing thing. Maybe you could go through its mail or something beforehand.
Well... with rules of engagement like that, you could never go to a bar in Terre Haute.
...and I'm becoming more and more convinced that a girl I used to date was, in fact, a bigfoot.
You sure she wasn't just Greek?
No it doesn't. It is a yes / no question. You shoot him because he is a Squatch. The only agreed upon variable is if he speaks English you might choose to hesitate, stress might.It depends on what Sasquatch is doing.
No Sister and not racist. Greek is not a protected class. I have checked "Other" for 30 years with no perceptable result.You sure she wasn't just Greek? Maybe Zoub's sister?
(was that racist?)
I feel you, bro. It was the same way with my wife.
I love reunions!Dad?
i would lure him into my van by pretending to have a broken arm while loading up a couch, and knock him out. then i would put him in the pit in my basement and proceed to wash him down with a hose to remove dirt and/or matted hair. after a period of starvation and lotion treatments, i would skin him and have the greatest halloween costume ever. as long as i can avoid the sasquatch clarice starling (or at least utilize the d/a feature on my revolver), my plan is foolproof.
p.s. no "tuck dancing" for me in this scenario.
Sasquatch puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
You really are that twisted
Sasquatches urinate beer. It's not cold, though. For that, you need a yeti. A SNOW yeti.I need a recipe for BBQ Sasquatch, cooked over an open charcoal pit.
With plenty of cold beer.
Sasquatches urinate beer. It's not cold, though. For that, you need a yeti. A SNOW yeti.