Must be something in the water. I had all buy forgotten this joke until being prompted by circumstances to tell it yesterday afternoon, only the version I remembered had a brother and s slight adjustment to the punchline for him.A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on two million dollars.
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers.
Cool story!A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on two million dollars.
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers.
Interesting... I hope this is being looked into vigorouslyDeath rate from variant COVID virus six times higher for vaccinated than unvaccinated, UK health data show - LifeSite
Hospitalizations are also higher among thousands of fully vaccinated individuals who test positive for the Delta COVID ‘variant of concern.’www.lifesitenews.com
I edited it to remove that part and make it like I heard it 30 years ago...Must be something in the water. I had all buy forgotten this joke until being prompted by circumstances to tell it yesterday afternoon, only the version I remembered had a brother and s slight adjustment to the punchline for him.
I'm sure big pharma is busy creating a vaccine to undo the current vaccine. They just wanna save lives.Death rate from variant COVID virus six times higher for vaccinated than unvaccinated, UK health data show - LifeSite
Hospitalizations are also higher among thousands of fully vaccinated individuals who test positive for the Delta COVID ‘variant of concern.’www.lifesitenews.com
I'm sure it is. A deep dive into cause and effect can only be helpful. Let the truth fall where it may.Interesting... I hope this is being looked into vigorously
Nearly 4,000 fully vaccinated people in Massachusetts have tested positive for coronavirus
Nearly 4,000 fully vaccinated people in Massachusetts have tested positive for coronavirus
Almost 4,000 people in Massachusetts who are fully vaccinated have tested positive for coronavirus, according to new data from the state Department of Public Health.www.bostonherald.com
According to the article over 3.7 million in Massachusetts has been vaccinated and this is only 0.1% of those vaccinated. I've gotten the flu several times after I get the vaccine throughout my life. However, flu definitely changes year to year and According to my pharmacist they try to figure out how it is going to mutate and make vaccines along that lines and sometimes they are off.That’s a feature not a bug. Narratives and goals of vaccines are changing from prevents to prevents hospitalization.
spike protein detected in the bloodstream of the vaccinated. The protein is theorized by some to be a primary source for the damage from covid.
would explain the heart attacks and women’s menstrual problems that are frequently complained about in public despite criticism for the vaccine being complete taboo.
We know why........ moneyAustralia's top medical officer urges nation to follow through on vaccinations; mRNA shots don't decrease sperm count: Live updates
Australia's top medical officer urged countrymen who have received an AstraZeneca COVID shot to "not delay" getting the second dose. Latest news.www.usatoday.com
The vaccine has killed more people in Australia this year than covid has.
Yet people are being told they better shoot up...?
WTAF over.
He would fit in well with some over here...