SirRealism
Master
- Nov 17, 2008
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Starbucks and Chick-fil-A on Southport Rd.
I was shot 246 times today. I admit I lost count after the first 7 or 8, but the doctor's official count was 246.
Were you targeted and shot first?
What's the point of following you? If you do turn out to e a bad guy than the employee just put themselves in harms way. Either call the cops or leave the MWAG alone.OC'ed to the Great clips and Target at Applewood in Anderson, only thing I noticed was I saw the same employee through about 3/4 of the store, just rearranging stock. Fairly certain she was following me.
Normally I don't post in here because I OC everyday and you guys would get tired of me but I thought this was funny.
I was walking in Meyers (You mean Meijer) in Portage today and had a lady that works there run up to me and ask me.
Her. (Should be a colon) Who are you. (Needs a question mark)
Me. (Again) What do you mean. (Same thing. This is a question, not a statement.)
Her. (Again) Are you security. (Again)
Me. (And so on, down the line) No
Her. You have a gun.
Me. I'm license to carry. (No. You are licensed to carry. Conjugate your verbs.)
Her. You are scarring me. (Scarring? Did you cut her? You mean scaring, right?)
Me. Do you always run up and question the thing that you are scarred (Scared) of (Needs comma) or are you just curious about it?
At this point she is just looking at me like a deer in the headlights. I told her to have a great day and I went on my way to shop.
WOW, I'll just move along.You are awarded no points.
Normally I don't post in here because I OC everyday and you guys would get tired of me but I thought this was funny.
I was walking in Meyers in Portage today and had a lady that works there run up to me and ask me.
Her. Who are you.
Me. What do you mean.
Her. Are you security.
Me. No
Her. You have a gun.
Me. I'm license to carry.
Her. You are scarring me.
Me. Do you always run up and question the thing that you are scarred of or are you just curious about it?
At this point she is just looking at me like a deer in the headlights. I told her to have a great day and I went on my way to shop.
I guess it was just my day to be stopped.Ive been in there a few times and never had that.