Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[kawtech87]

Mine is no novel.

 

[Redhorse]

Time to oppress the masses!

To ahead, make my day

 

[Redhorse]

That awkward moment when your boss sends a FaceBook friend request... then leans around his office door and waves at you.

So I probably shouldn't send you a friend request?

 

[JetGirl]

So I probably shouldn't send you a friend request?

I don't know if I can handle any more "friends"... with that addition, I'm up to 50.

 

[Redhorse]

I don't know if I can handle any more "friends"... with that addition, I'm up to 50.

I only have 51. Do I have too many?

 

[alabasterjar]

I just noticed your Sig line. I bet its a shorter story than your saying it is...

Excellent! Get nakinate flustered... I'll sneak up behind him & grab his taser & cuff him!

 

[nakinate]

Excellent! Get nakinate flustered... I'll sneak up behind him & grab his taser & cuff him!

I guess it's not a long story. It's just what kawtech's mom likes to call me.

 

[kawtech87]

I guess it's not a long story. It's just what kawtech's mom likes to call me.

My mom could use the company I'm sure.

 

[nakinate]

My mom could use the company I'm sure.

Well, I'm glad you're okay with it. I wasn't sure you'd be cool calling me "dad".

 

[kawtech87]

Well, I'm glad you're okay with it. I wasn't sure you'd be cool calling me "dad".

Can I call you "Big Daddy" ?

 

[nakinate]

Can I call you "Big Daddy" ?

Sure, but I'm only 5'11 and 165 lbs.

 

[kawtech87]

Sure, but I'm only 5'11 and 165 lbs.

Well then it will have to be an ironic nick name because I'm actually bigger than you. 6' between 200 and 220.

 

[nakinate]

Well then it will have to be an ironic nick name because I'm actually bigger than you. 6' between 200 and 220.

And I prefer "Big Papa"

 

[kawtech87]

And I prefer "Big Papa"

Ok. Also I'm 26 so if I'm older than you too, then this could be an episode of Jerry Springer in the making.

 

[nakinate]

Ok. I Also I'm 26 so if I'm older than you too, then this could be an episode of Jerry Springer in the making.

No, I'm 2 years older than you.

 

[nakinate]

Here's my ssn and credit card info while we're at it...

 

[kawtech87]

No, I'm 2 years older than you.

Oh perfect! Your right in between me and my brother. He is 30.

Here's my ssn and credit card info while we're at it...

Yeah I was just thinking the info may be getting a little to descriptive for a public forum.

 

[nakinate]

Oh perfect! Your right in between me and my brother. He is 30.



Yeah I was just thinking the info may be getting a little to descriptive for a public forum.

I'm with your mom, certainly not between you and your brother.

 

[kawtech87]

Aw, but you'd fit so nicely.

Anyway I have to go now. I have things to do this evening. See you all tomorrow sometime. Or maybe late tonight.

Say hi to momma for me Nate!

 

[JetGirl]

I only have 51. Do I have too many?

Did you get any warning lights, sirens, or a representative of the state visiting your neighbors and asking personal questions about you?