Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[actaeon277]

Better to hit into you, than to hit on you

 

[mmpsteve]

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One of my favorite scenes. Language warning!



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[oze]

Why all the golf hate?

 

[KLB]

Golf hate?

 

[patience0830]

Why all the golf hate?

Why would you spoil a nice walk and monopolize the rifle range?

 

[oze]

Better to hit into you, than to hit on you

Given the choice between getting hit in the back of the head with a projectile traveling 13,000+ feet per minute or having someone (anyone!) hit on me, I respectfully choose the latter.

 

[oze]

Why would you spoil a nice walk and monopolize the rifle range?

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[Doug]

Everybody knows a golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Everybody knows a golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.

And...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Everybody knows a golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range.

Preach!

 

[BugI02]

Huh. So it was an ND all along.

But ... but ... I thought 'shot spotter' was 'really accurate' and claimed it came from a neighborhood a mile away from the park

I was given static for calling BS on the whole random shooting from offsite thing, although I would have been willing to believe mooks deliberately trying to lob rounds into the stadium from afar

 

[BugI02]

I would say, start arming the robots.
But then I remember the hundreds of movies I've seen where that didn't turn out well.
And books I've read.

And while I don't trust Hollywood..
I still don't think we want to go there.

 

[actaeon277]

exactly

 

[BugI02]

Painting with broad brushes is an INGO specialty.

Ironic post is ironic

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Maybe we need a “Well…duh!” thread…

 

[mmpsteve]

Maybe we need a “Well…duh!” thread…

I believe Willie said it best. LANGUAGE WARNING!



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[JCSR]

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[JCSR]

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Backlash as drag queen hired as school principal in Oklahoma

An elementary school in Oklahoma is facing a huge backlash after hiring a drag queen as school principal - with the superintendent denouncing the decision as complete 'insanity.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[yeahbaby]

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Backlash as drag queen hired as school principal in Oklahoma

An elementary school in Oklahoma is facing a huge backlash after hiring a drag queen as school principal - with the superintendent denouncing the decision as complete 'insanity.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

Hmm, it seems to me that superintendent is the supervisor for all school principals in the district. Therefore, would have been involved in some manner for the hiring process of this person. If not, that's a problem. Maybe I'm wrong. What a f*****g mess.

 

[KLB]

Hmm, it seems to me that superintendent is the supervisor for all school principals in the district. Therefore, would have been involved in some manner for the hiring process of this person. If not, that's a problem. Maybe I'm wrong. What a f*****g mess.

State, not school district.

Ryan Walters, superintendent of the State of Oklahoma,

Walters, a vocal opponent of the move, slammed the hiring decision by Western Heights School District, and told Fox News Digital: 'It's outrageous to have a drag queen running a school, you know, here in Oklahoma that doesn't line up with Oklahoma values.'