Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[actaeon277]

i bave rabbit testicles I will donate. Other part too. The boys they are on won’t need them soon.

A child killer.

Well, there's a solution to that.

Nuts.
Where you're going, you won't need any nuts.

 

[JCSR]

Why is this sh*t still going on?

• Federal employees are working from bathtubs, enjoying shooting pool and leaving early for happy hour.

Biden must 'sell off' unused office space sucking taxpayer dollars

Republicans say billions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted based on unused federal office space and employees taking advantage of the White House's liberal work from home policies.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Why is this sh*t still going on?

• Federal employees are working from bathtubs, enjoying shooting pool and leaving early for happy hour.

Biden must 'sell off' unused office space sucking taxpayer dollars

Republicans say billions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted based on unused federal office space and employees taking advantage of the White House's liberal work from home policies.

www.dailymail.co.uk

None of the federal employees that I work are doing this. None. Now I have nothing against selling off unused office space, but when I'm working 12-14 hour days like I have been recently, and working on my days off, I don't want to hear any BS about "working from bubble baths or the golfcourse." They can kiss my ass.

 

[JCSR]

None of the federal employees that I work are doing this. None. Now I have nothing against selling off unused office space, but when I'm working 12-14 hour days like I have been recently, and working on my days off, I don't want to hear any BS about "working from bubble baths or the golfcourse." They can kiss my ass.

The mental image of you in a bubble bath is something I may never get over.

 

[JCSR]

Homeless destroy motel in Wyoming city, leave about 500 pounds in feces on streets: mayor

Meanwhile, city staff has been forced to scoop up about 500 pounds of human feces in Casper’s downtown, where many homeless people loiter, the news outlet reported.

nypost.com

 

[Ingomike]

None of the federal employees that I work are doing this. None. Now I have nothing against selling off unused office space, but when I'm working 12-14 hour days like I have been recently, and working on my days off, I don't want to hear any BS about "working from bubble baths or the golfcourse." They can kiss my ass.

So those that were posting what they are doing are lying because you and or your associates are not?

 

[red_zr24x4]

So those that were posting what they are doing are lying because you and or your associates are not?

I think what he's getting at is its the same as everyone saying all union employees are the same and can't be fired.
That we (union guys) know that's a crock of ****, but we're all painted with the same brush.

 

[oze]

Boy, I sure don't envy you guys having to work from home. Every work day, I have to show up at 5:45 AM to the office:


And by 6, be at my desk:

 

[red_zr24x4]

Same, out the door usually by 5am and not home until about 7pm

 

[oze]

Same, out the door usually by 5am and not home until about 7pm

But my job isn't work. It's fun!

 

[red_zr24x4]

But my job isn't work. It's fun!

Mine used to be, but new .gov regulations

 

[printcraft]

But my job isn't work. It's fun!

Kill all the golfers!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So those that were posting what they are doing are lying because you and or your associates are not?

No. I said that nobody that I work with is doing those things. The article makes it sound like it's a widespread practice. I feel confident in saying it is not.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Same, out the door usually by 5am and not home until about 7pm

Out the door by 5 a.m.? I've been at work for half an hour by 5 a.m. ya lazy layabout!

 

[KLB]

I think what he's getting at is its the same as everyone saying all union employees are the same and can't be fired.
That we (union guys) know that's a crock of ****, but we're all painted with the same brush.

Painting with broad brushes is an INGO specialty.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Painting with broad brushes is an INGO specialty.

Sometimes we use a roller.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

Hvlp spray gun while jumping to conclusions but it's fun to watch...

 

[oze]

Kill all the golfers!

Nah, just the ones that hit into me.

 

[KLB]

Nah, just the ones that hit into me.

Aren't you out there as a moving target?

 

[printcraft]

Aren't you out there as a moving target?