I hate you right now. If we worked in the same office there would be a baseball sized glob of wet paper towels hurtling towards your head right now. I just want you to know that.Most dogs don't hike their legs once they're house trained, if any. Very few dogs hump your leg, and that's a sign of "dominance" not anything sexual. Dogs don't even mate like that. I have met and owned pleanty of cats. I just do not like them. I'm not forcing you to change your mind or to like dogs. I'm just being honest.
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