The Official Status Update Thread - Part HandK (10)

[GBuck]

1100 pownage.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Try about 70 employees. I must admit, not all of them are headaches though.. Just 68 of them.

No Thanks, I'll just stick with the aggravation of selling the stuff.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I took two pills last nite and my wife said I stood up in bed in the middle of the night and told her that I really needed to leave right now to buy a scarf that would complete the look to my wardrobe and then I tried looking for keys and went back to bed.

 

[Westside]

I took two pills last nite and my wife said I stood up in bed in the middle of the night and told her that I really needed to leave right now to buy a scarf that would complete the look to my wardrobe and then I tried looking for keys and went back to bed.

step away from the weed.

 

[HotPocket]

step away from the weed.

He said it was pills, not weed.

 

[SEIndSAM]

I took two pills last nite and my wife said I stood up in bed in the middle of the night and told her that I really needed to leave right now to buy a scarf that would complete the look to my wardrobe and then I tried looking for keys and went back to bed.

I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled at the same time in 1985. The dentist gave the wife a few pills and told her to be sure I took 2 of them when I got home. I don't remember what they were, but she claimed that I got out of bed in the middle of the night, went into her closet and peed on her shoes????

 

[HotPocket]

 

[GBuck]

I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled at the same time in 1985. The dentist gave the wife a few pills and told her to be sure I took 2 of them when I got home. I don't remember what they were, but she claimed that I got out of bed in the middle of the night, went into her closet and peed on her shoes????

I had a friend in college that would get up in the middle of the night, go to our shared closet, open his dresser drawer and pee in it. THis was due to alcohol thogh.

 

[Westside]

He said it was pills, not weed.

Whatever

I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled at the same time in 1985. The dentist gave the wife a few pills and told her to be sure I took 2 of them when I got home. I don't remember what they were, but she claimed that I got out of bed in the middle of the night, went into her closet and peed on her shoes????

That is awesome. I'm sure she didn't like it, but now it is funny as hellllll.

 

[HotPocket]

 

[HotPocket]

 

[Westside]

Ok I am going to go shoot trap talk to you guys later.

 

[OneBadV8]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Why is it when you say that you will help out with something at the school, they want you to come in for a parents meeting. I said that I would help with cleanup after the middle school musical. Do I really need "trained" to do this? Just tell me what needs done and I can figure it out.

 

[tyler34]

Why is it when you say that you will help out with something at the school, they want you to come in for a parents meeting. I said that I would help with cleanup after the middle school musical. Do I really need "trained" to do this? Just tell me what needs done and I can figure it out.

if I want to do anything at lexies school I have to have a criminal background check done by the school.

 

[SEIndSAM]

if I want to do anything at lexies school I have to have a criminal background check done by the school.

Yep, mine is the same. This is my 2nd daughter through this middle school, so I already went through that the first time.

 

[MrsGungho]

I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled at the same time in 1985. The dentist gave the wife a few pills and told her to be sure I took 2 of them when I got home. I don't remember what they were, but she claimed that I got out of bed in the middle of the night, went into her closet and peed on her shoes????

I did this when I was like 2!!


Last sleep walking incident I had I got up and was looking around. My ex asked what I was doing. Told him I was looking for the damn maid, the place was a pig sty and I was going to give her a piece of my mind. He said "You are the damn maid now come back to bed!!" He said I came back to bed and closed my eyes. Told me about it the next morning and any other time he wanted a good laugh.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Good evening INGO!!!! I was bad tonight, Meatball Sub with extra cheese and chips for dinner. It was fantastic!!!

 

[HandK]

Just found out westside is a real person!

Who would have thunk it?!?!

I call BS!!

 

[HandK]

I'm Quantum posting again!!