The Official Status Update Thread: Part 65 - Jingle all the way

[Suprtek]

He's got him in a rear naked!

Now they're in the north-south position!

Uh oh, he's given up his back!


These are all phrases commonly heard during UFC fights. I may need to re-evaluate my sports choices.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Evening RNR, HandK, MrsG, Supr, Sylvain.

 

[HandK]

Good evening Sam!

Have a great one Mrs G!!

 

[RedneckReject]

He's got him in a rear naked!

Now they're in the north-south position!

Uh oh, he's given up his back!


These are all phrases commonly heard during UFC fights. I may need to re-evaluate my sports choices.

Good luck...if you are perverted enough you can find filthy phrases in any and all sports. Not that I would know, of course, seeing as how I'm not filthy in any way

 

[HandK]

He's got him in a rear naked!

Now they're in the north-south position!

Uh oh, he's given up his back!


These are all phrases commonly heard during UFC fights. I may need to re-evaluate my sports choices.

Sounds kinda dirty when your not watching the fight!!

 

[! twitty]

Solution: shut the drawers

Solution... throw them outside.

 

[RedneckReject]

Solution... throw them outside.

Aww that's not nice

 

[Suprtek]

Sounds kinda dirty when your not watching the fight!!

I still think that north-south thing is kinda more nasty if you are watching it!

 

[SEIndSAM]

My wife's son is really blowing an opportunity. His grand-dad has a successful business in Hawaii. He wants to give his business to her son and the kid doesn't want to go. (He's single & 28)

He is just scraping by in Seattle, it's not like he is making big money now, just the opposite.

 

[RedneckReject]

I still think that north-south thing is kinda more nasty if you are watching it!

Glad I'm not watching it

 

[RedneckReject]

My wife's son is really blowing an opportunity. His grand-dad has a successful business in Hawaii. He wants to give his business to her son and the kid doesn't want to go. (He's single & 28)

He is just scraping by in Seattle, it's not like he is making big money now, just the opposite.

That sounds like an amazing opportunity. Maybe he's afraid he would blow it

 

[SEIndSAM]

That sounds like an amazing opportunity. Maybe he's afraid he would blow it

He doesn't want to leave Seattle. I think he's afraid to strike out into the world alone, even when he is not alone. All he has to do is go work with Grandpa for a couple of years and learn the business. If I was in his shoes, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Phone calls over, catch you all later.

 

[Suprtek]

Solution... throw them outside.

Contrary to popular belief, cats can learn things.


Things our cat has learned:

-Vacate the furniture when I enter the room.
-If I appear aggravated, do not remain visible.
-Anything that smells like me or appears to be mine is to be avoided.
-If I am not around, he can do whatever he wants.

My recommended method for teaching a cat these fine pearls of wisdom is heavy objects hurled from a distance at high speed...except for that last one, of course.

 

[Suprtek]

My wife's son is really blowing an opportunity. His grand-dad has a successful business in Hawaii. He wants to give his business to her son and the kid doesn't want to go. (He's single & 28)

He is just scraping by in Seattle, it's not like he is making big money now, just the opposite.

Is he looking to adopt another grandson? I'm available...just sayin...

 

[RedneckReject]

Contrary to popular belief, cats can learn things.


Things our cat has learned:

-Vacate the furniture when I enter the room.
-If I appear aggravated, do not remain visible.
-Anything that smells like me or appears to be mine is to be avoided.
-If I am not around, he can do whatever he wants.

My recommended method for teaching a cat these fine pearls of wisdom is heavy objects hurled from a distance at high speed...except for that last one, of course.

A squirt bottle works wonders

 

[Suprtek]

Glad I'm not watching it

Ya never know. You might like it. It involves a lot of young, in shape guys in shorts. Wait...that makes me sound even more weird, doesn't it?

 

[HandK]

I still think that north-south thing is kinda more nasty if you are watching it!

Yup!!!

 

[! twitty]

Ya never know. You might like it. It involves a lot of young, in shape guys in shorts. Wait...that makes me sound even more weird, doesn't it?

Yes, yes it does.

 

[RedneckReject]

Ya never know. You might like it. It involves a lot of young, in shape guys in shorts. Wait...that makes me sound even more weird, doesn't it?

I didn't wanna say anything

And looking at it the way you described it I might like it...except so many guys think "in shape" means you're so buff you look like your veins are going to pop out of your skin. Yucky. I don't like guys that look like they should have a little lever in their back that you push to activate the kung fu grip.