The Official Status Update Thread: Part 35 - Lone Wolf McQuade

[cowgirl.sdm]

Good ol Prunes work every time! or prune juice, if he don't like the taste of prunes! Then more fiber in his diet should keep him regular

That's what I justtold him is that he needs to start eating his yogurt and drinking his juice daily. I gave him cranberry juice and it seemed to help.

 

[HandK]

Morning HandK! How are you?

Doing well! thank you for asking! how about you ?

 

[db1959]

Wow! thats insane! bold of him to walk rite in the house with the door open!! Glad you got him! people don't know how destructive they can be! I had two of them on my roof this spring! killed them both with a .20 air rifle!

They will tear anything up. I think he had a sugar rush and slept it off in the tub.

 

[db1959]

Doing well! thank you for asking! how about you ?

Doing good. Got to shoot an evil racoon that caused me work and threw my off my schedule.

 

[HandK]

That's what I justtold him is that he needs to start eating his yogurt and drinking his juice daily. I gave him cranberry juice and it seemed to help.

Yep if he ate 3 to 4 pruns aday he would have no problem it is a stool softener as well as high in fiber! and a box of pruns is about three bucks!

 

[HandK]

Doing good. Got to shoot an evil racoon that caused me work and threw my off my schedule.

And you know they're bad guys by the mask they wear!!!

 

[db1959]

Stress can cause constipation too. Shooting can relieve stress therefor shooting cures constipation. Well, thats my line of reasoning anyway

But seriously, stress can do that. Is he under any undo stress?

 

[db1959]

And you know there bad guys by the mask they wear!!!

 

[cowgirl.sdm]

He just asked me a question about the juice. He said back when he was drinking a whole one that he had the oppisite problem. So I think we have come to the solution that he just drink enough to take his pill and that should help.

 

[HandK]

And!

 

[HandK]

Pownage!!

 

[HandK]

Their is nothing like the smell of pownage first thing in the morning!!

 

[db1959]

He just asked me a question about the juice. He said back when he was drinking a whole one that he had the oppisite problem. So I think we have come to the solution that he just drink enough to take his pill and that should help.

 

[HandK]

Oh Crap!! that aint pownage I'm smelling!!!! BRB !!

 

[cowgirl.sdm]

Stress can cause constipation too. Shooting can relieve stress therefor shooting cures constipation. Well, thats my line of reasoning anyway

But seriously, stress can do that. Is he under any undo stress?

He actually always does. He has ADHD, anxiety, and sensory issues.

 

[HotPocket]

Oh Crap!! that aint pownage I'm smelling!!!! BRB !!

 

[HandK]

 

[SEIndSAM]

Book says to gradually increase the amount of fiber in the diet. If you do it too fast, it could cause the problem to get worse. Has HP said, increase the amount of magnesium in the diet. It can be gained with leafy greens, brocolli, and nuts. Real cocoa is an excellent source of Mag. Good fiber can be found in some breads, oatmeals, pumpkin bread, etc

Make sure he is drinking lots of water, bowel problems are often caused by dehydration.

The "starter" mix they use in the nursing homes is one part applesause, one part bran flakes and one part prune or plum juice. Books say to avoid laxitives, as they can cause the bowel to become lazy and not work without help.

Stay away from fried foods or anything with lot's of saturated fat.

 

[HandK]

Happy Bacon day HP!!

 

[db1959]

And!

Pownage!!

Their is nothing like the smell of pownage first thing in the morning!!

He actually always does. He has ADHD, anxiety, and sensory issues.

Damn, sorry to here that.